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i'm not a doctor or a nutritionist, but sometimes i hear women talking about their diets and it takes all i have to not be like "this is not normal. you have an eating disorder and you are in a cult."

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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

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Just found out spotify is requiring a subscription to view unlimited lyrics. Hahaha fuck you. What happened to things being free. I am so pissed about so many things nowadays requiring an account to be able to access them. You can go on tumblr without an account and just fuck around. Why doesn’t everywhere do that. You don’t need my email to *reads notes* Order A Pizza??? Why do you need to contact me for that? fuck you.

Ok this got offtrack really quick. But fuck Spotify and fuck all these other streaming services for their greedy bullshit. Viva pirating and kill Elon Musk

#third post of the day it’s almost like I’m going crazy

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Forgot how bad synthetic fibers smell after just fuckin wearing em

#don’t even ask me about the bacteria prone areas 🤢

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In my matching pajamas and having a great time (actively having and episode)

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where the hell are my pneumatic tubes this is not the future jules verne promised

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Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"

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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

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The plot structures of movies need to start taking more cues from classic opera. Open with fucker in a hat who directly addresses the audience and explains what's going on in a way that raises far more questions than it answers, then immediately drop the viewer into the middle of a shouting argument between three of the weirdest people you can possibly imagine.

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So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.

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“Me pulling up to the function making sure every x only has one y” <—— my brother

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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It’s that time of year where it’s pretty warm outside, but the ac is CRANKED. So I wear shorts for the outside weather, but when I’m inside I’m freaking freezing.