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youtube that is a big question

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“The point is that mario is intrinsically fun to control and it’s fun to explore worlds” okay well besides the worlds not being that interesting to explore to me. If i don’t have a list of dedicated challenges to complete then being mario isn’t fun

I don’t understand mario odyssey. Idk. It really feels like after you’ve done the final boss you’re just playing it for no reason. Like there’s no reward for it. And i get that that’s The Point. But i don’t like the point they’re making.

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The next starfox game could be a roguelike deckbuilder. It could be a creative sandbox. You don’t know

anyways im sorta speedrunning through the starfox games since they're fairly quick to get the gist of. so far i actually like that one that's like a 3D platformer adventure game but it's also straight up not a starfox game. like imagine if they went from sonic 3 to sonic adventure and then decided let's make the next big sonic game a soulslike

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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

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sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

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Like if there’s a gajillion collectables everywhere, and there’s no reward for getting all of them, and they’re not that difficult, then the only thing that’s left is running around a sandbox with nothing much to do within it. And the thing is. The stages just aren’t that fun to me.

I don’t understand mario odyssey. Idk. It really feels like after you’ve done the final boss you’re just playing it for no reason. Like there’s no reward for it. And i get that that’s The Point. But i don’t like the point they’re making.

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I don’t understand mario odyssey. Idk. It really feels like after you’ve done the final boss you’re just playing it for no reason. Like there’s no reward for it. And i get that that’s The Point. But i don’t like the point they’re making.

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fuuuck my stupid gay tail all the ideal dogs point at laugh at my dumb faggy tail

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google know’s it’s stuff,

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Fat dragon

Friday

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anyways im sorta speedrunning through the starfox games since they're fairly quick to get the gist of. so far i actually like that one that's like a 3D platformer adventure game but it's also straight up not a starfox game. like imagine if they went from sonic 3 to sonic adventure and then decided let's make the next big sonic game a soulslike

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These are all technically reposts but I think I’ve finally got my redesigns of deep cut where I want em.

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monkyeon’s stickchuck has me in tears 💀

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I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍

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Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil