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So I was telling my dad about neko atsume and he just scoffed and said “you don’t need a damn video game for that” and went out to our backyard and put apples and pears all around our yard and now we’re just watching the squirrels come and go and he’s naming them all after old military generals

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hopefully they never take away the way you can drag the little post icons around the screen on the android app

#holy tits

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“cover those up sweethearts, you'll get cold”

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Clingy Gira from this:

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I’m getting really tired of the wise serene pacifist trope in fiction. Every committed pacifist, prison abolitionist, antiwar activist, etc I’ve ever met in real life has been vibrating with compressed rage at all times. Do you know what it’s like to believe deeply in your heart that doing harm to others is wrong and the goal of society should be to alleviate suffering for all people and live in the United States of America? IT’S NOT FUN. Show Us The Pissed-Off Pacifists. 

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(meme template by @stalebagels)

might draw these later too but have this for now

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Best match 💜

here, have some bi-ace solidarity

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Make them straight adjacent for the homies

#did...did he just come out? #holy shit #ds9 explicitly for the queers confirmed

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godai: ɪᴄʜɪᴊᴏᴜ-sᴀɴ

tsubaki: ICHIJOU.

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some fun facts from the calbee rider cards that aren’t anywhere online (as far as i know)(also these are google translated so take them with a grain of salt)

- Taki studied physics at Harvard before being recruited by the FBI (489)

-Hayato took pictures of baby animals in the Amazon (not really sure if it’s before or after getting bugged) (498)

-the parachute that Hongo has on the New Cyclone he made himself with a sewing machine (504)

- i can’t figure out how to word it as a fact but number 497 (that talks about bug telepathy) ends with something vaguely along the lines of “we’re stronger when we work together. That’s not scary!” (GRAIN OF SALT. GOOGLE TRANSLATED.)

originals under the cut

apologies for poor image quality

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data needs some personal matinence sometimes. or something

#ah yes #the unbearable intimacy of letting someone repair you #*chefs kiss* #this too is kamen rider

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Godai Yusuke's dope and whimsical soul

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Gender Nonconforming Jesus: A look at art history. CW: religion, transphobia, artistic nudity, depictions of open wounds (Long post)

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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

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Marcille: "Uhhh . . . I'm so hungry . . ."

Laios: "We should have waited until we were at the end of this maze to kill and eat the minotaur. Senshi, what do we have left?"

Senshi: "We're good on water due to that aquifer leaking into the maze, but otherwise all we have left is my spices and this unopened bottle of benadryl."

Laios: "Hmm . . ."

Marcille: "Laois, look at me. Benadryl isn't food."

Laios: "I know that, but what if we were to kill and eat the Hat Man?"

Chilchuck: "WHAT?"

Senshi: "What's the Hat Man?"

Marcille: *sighs* "It's a shared hallucination, generally induced by certain kinds of drug intake. Some mages have tried to study if it's real but were unable to prove that it stayed tangible or present after they sobered up."

Senshi: "So that benadryl would lure the Hat Man to us, and give us a chance to fight it? That will be tough. Sounds like we will have to kill, cook and eat it all before the medicine wears off if it will lose tangibility otherwise."

Laois: "That's it! If we need only one or two of us to kill the Hat Man, then the rest can be dosed up only right before the meal is done cooking."

Senshi: "There's one problem with that. Dwarves are basically immune to any tallmen drug that isn't prescription strength. I'll need half the bottle just to have enough time to eat the meal. Chilchuck, you'll be able to use it the most efficiently because of how little you weigh. I can make sure that the fire is ready, but you'll have to fight the Hat Man alone and dose Marcille afterwards to help you with the cooking prep. Laios and I shouldn't risk taking more than needed just to eat."

Chilchuck: "ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THE HAT MAN IS REAL! And I don't do the fighting in this group! There's NO WAY that-"

Narrator: And so with their plan formulated, Chilchuck took a heavy dose of benadryl and prepared to fight the Hat Man in single combat.

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swordsmen love to joyfully and sweatily cross their blades and then lay side by side exhausted in the afterglow it's their favorite thing to do