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Woman training a pot-bellied piglet By: Betty Scott From: Pot-bellied Pigs and Other Miniature Pet Pigs 1992

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Don’t care. Die.

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[Image ID: an instagram post from @/nationalsjp of six students at the McMurdo Station in Antartica, standing in snow and ice, holding a palestinian flag and signs that say "Antartic workers for Gaza", "Ceasefire", and "Fund science not genocide"]

protests have literally made it to antartica

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

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on shrimp tumblr they would say krill yourself

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I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

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sory i bought polymer clay earings from uour wifes etsy store and cast one of her thumprints and used it to access your family safe and i stole your comically large bagof money with dolar signs painted on it

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True and sincere answer to all of the people who ask, "I have just seen X animal, what does this mean?":

Rejoice, my friend, for this is a most auspicious sign! You have received one of the greatest blessings known to human kind: you live in a world full of creatures! Take comfort and enjoy this divine blessing.

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Declaring war on an enemy polycule to distract from domestic turmoil

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Should I break up with my roommate? We’re not dating or anything but the friendship is getting a little homoerotic and I’m scared of intimacy

Get more homoerotic

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my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead

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(out of pure curiosity cause i have no idea what’s normal for tumblr (which is a slay honestly (curiosity killed the cat)))

#102 between my two most used blogs :3 #79 for this one specifically

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i swallow my mom's diamond but she doesn't understand?? i'm dragonkin and she is literally starving me

oh no! i totally understand where youre coming from but maybe next time you could eat some cheaper gems? maybe like rhinestones? i know it wont compare to real gems, but it could be a cheaper way to satisfy your hunger! or even better, you could make rock candy! i know how hard it can be to have humans not understand your kintype, and i wish you the best of luck with your hoard! (◡‿◡✿)

#holy shit legendary post that doesnt even have 1k?

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