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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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the nuisance of our language is stunning

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Brennan keeps going back to riz as every prominent adult in his life like PLEASE open up about your trauma PLEASE open up about your trauma PLEASE ope-

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my apologies siobhan thompson i was not familiar with your sapphic swag

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White people get mad if you call racist shit racist nowadays you gotta say shit like can we cancel this kids show they said dang instead of darn

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riz shows up in legend lore because he summoned the night yorb. if kipperlilly is reviving ankarna just so she can be mentioned in the legend lore wiki i will forgive all of her crimes

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Seto Kaiba but he's stuck at the dmv for 3 hours to renew his license for his shitty red ferrari 360 moodboard for anon

X-X-X X-X X-X-X

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my argument for adaine with glasses is that what else is she going to fiddle with when she earnestly says things like "um actually you can't carbon date trilobites" and what else is she going to wipe blood off of whenever she kills someone and what else is she going to leer down incredulously at you through whenever you ask her about your future. you have to consider these incredibly important things

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Still surprised Cassandra didn't break Obliviati Mori on accident

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riz is of legendary importance. as is earned.

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hold on did we just skip over eugenia suggesting that riz was short for 'erizabeth' ???

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I mean if I was buddy dawn and I was killed by someone I considered a friend I’d also choose to be resurrected and be in service of a rage god cause what the fuck man

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i hope you dont wanna come down any time soon haha

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hey siobhan? what if i cried?? right in front of you???

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aelwyn is the cunty neurodivergent rep we need. the look on her face when kristen is actually upset/hurt and she immediately backtracks- oh shit, i thought we were playing! we were joking! don’t friends bully each other? how else is affection expressed but through violence?

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no but if sandralynn dated bobby dawn her taste in men is hysterical cause so far her known dating history is -cleric of sol -literal devil -werewolf with a wild past turned kindly school counselor -gilear