MC: My twin sister died. Someone killed her. Someone knows what happened. I will find out who it was no matter what it takes and what I have to sacrifice!
Every goe LI:
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I know many of you were fully distracted by the old man's tits so it probably went ignored but I would like to bring your attention to the fact that said old man is blushing coquettishly. The old man is blushing 📣 COQUETTISHLY 📣
Exhibit A (regular old man):
Exhibit B (the baby girl):
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you're hilarious i love your posts!! mwa
Omg!!!! Mwah 🥰
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He's had sex now but the virgin vibes are here to stay I believe
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I could not take this seriously I was like aren't you guys immortals with powers???? Getting your ass beat by bones????? Girl........
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I think there's a lot of not great things to be said about the HS2 (why were we kept as a slave.... girl) but the funniest silly thing has to be that The Universe is in the canon of this story a white woman who is VERY disappointed with what she's seeing, angry at everyone and unable to be reasoned with lol
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Listen....... that's very sweet and all but you couldn't waterboard me to open my notes app for someone else to see
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Girl HELLO???? His mother literally sold him to OneDirection during the purge....... we've all been there tbh
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SLUT!!!!.......... Love him :)
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Omg it's all coming up Beth from Little Women... these little cunts are falling like dominoes somebody help them!
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Ok......... Beth from Little Women vibes, you alright girl?
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That's my husband, y'all 😘
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I love this she was literally slitting her own throat open with a butter knife five seconds ago and then immediately went "this is the happiest day of my life 💗 "
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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Hunger....... I'm thinking June wedding, I'm thinking floral accents, I'm thinking English countryside 😜🤪😘🥰
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