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polyolefinprince · 4 hours
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Your straight male friends after two beers: "Hgey man can I smell your hair"
Your friend with the haunted shamisen: [plucks a baleful chord of ill portent]
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polyolefinprince · 6 hours
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dr peach with the diagnosis
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polyolefinprince · 7 hours
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polyolefinprince · 7 hours
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polyolefinprince · 7 hours
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I could be your ibuprofriend :).....or your advillain >:)
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polyolefinprince · 7 hours
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Happy Saturday Sluts 🤍✨
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polyolefinprince · 7 hours
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Not tighty whities, but briefs all the same
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polyolefinprince · 8 hours
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My heart melted seeing the Lincoln Park zoo pride, the cubs are yearlings and already getting big, they grow up so fast😭. Lomelok just went through surgery yesterday to correct a slipped spinal disc. Plz send good vibes to Chicago! I think Lomelok is a testament to how excellent veterinary care is for zoo animals, in the wild he probably would’ve died before his first birthday as he started showing experiencing weakness in his hind legs and tired easily as a tiny cub. Just wanted to share.
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According to the zoo yesterday, he's out of surgery and doing well!
"The update we’ve all been waiting for with bated breath. Last night, around midnight, Lomelok fully stood up on his own for the first time! This is a huge milestone for his recovery but is one of the first literal and figurative steps in his journey. Afterward, he took a long 5-hour nap as the care team observed from nearby via camera so he could rest undisturbed.
Lomelok is currently recovering in a small space that controls the level of his activity during these critical first 72 hours."
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polyolefinprince · 9 hours
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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polyolefinprince · 9 hours
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I am once again thinking about digging holes
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It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification
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I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable
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polyolefinprince · 15 hours
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Greyrock Mountain with @a-wild-andrew-appeared up in Fort Collins this week!
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polyolefinprince · 15 hours
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i think its so funny that alumni from schools like harvard and columbia that were there during the protests in the 60s-80s are expressing support for students currently protesting against the genocide in palestine, and random zionists that were NOT at these protests in the 60s-80s have the never ending audacity to tell these alumni "well thats different, what you protested was good and what they're protesting is bad." as if protesters against the vietnam war and apartheid south africa were not also demonized, arrested, brutalized, and even killed for their activism. history only remembers them fondly after the damage has already been done.
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polyolefinprince · 15 hours
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Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about
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These hand are rated E for everyone.
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