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polypd · 22 seconds
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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die
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polypd · 32 seconds
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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.
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One piece fever is never ending!!!
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polypd · 3 minutes
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gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else
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polypd · 4 minutes
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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polypd · 4 minutes
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You invented a machine. Paper bills get dropped in, seeds dispense from the top. The local crows quickly discovered the wondrous vending machine and youve been getting an easy 500 a week in passive income. The police haven’t caught on yet, but today there was 500k in the machine.
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These are some JRWI card things I made a while back and am quite proud of. The back of the PD is my banner/header image thing because it's my favourite. They look way better in person but I wanted to share them with the wider world.
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I also made a little bag/pouch to keep them safe and tucked away.
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polypd · 8 minutes
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Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit
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polypd · 8 minutes
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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD
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polypd · 1 hour
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bro died again LMAOOOOO
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polypd · 18 hours
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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polypd · 18 hours
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polypd · 18 hours
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polypd · 19 hours
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Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.
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polypd · 19 hours
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amberphoenix posting inspired by @legofreak33 :DD
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