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Uber driver: “so where are you going at this time man?”

Me: “just to a friends house.. Chill, watch movies”

Driver: “oh I see I see haha, I love telling girls I’m gonna chill with them and watch a movie, good on you man nothing wrong with some fun”

Me: “oh no the guy I’m going to meet is aware that I’m gonna be inside him for most of the night but we’re gonna chill and watch movies afterwards too”

Driver:

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this video is so funny it transcends laughter i dont even feel like im alive after watching this

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I C A N N O T breathe

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one of my socks when i do laundry

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thought he was sucking dick

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Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy really took turns possessing this guy

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Boys really text you “hey” just to see if u will say it back and then they’re done talking

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Grace Jones studio album covers (1977-2008)

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lmfaoooo

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literally who thought she would be good for this i’m SCREAMING

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I’m in tears but also bopping