KNIVES OUT PROMPTS
* assorted dialogue from the 2019 film
we must look a little closer.
who hired you?
it's a weird case from the start.
i suspect foul play.
i observe the facts without biases of the head or heart.
i'm not trying to beat you.
it makes no damn sense.
we can protect you from that happening.
were you boinking my father?
you won it by playing your way.
the family is truly desperate.
thank you. that means a lot.
the guy practically lives in a clue board.
you make a pretty lousy murderer.
wow, this will be quick.
i think you should follow your heart.
i'm just going to say this to you.
you'd better be sure that's what you want.
who is this prick?
can we ask why? has something changed?
that was the dumbest car chase of all time.
i have to ask you what we're doing here.
we're sorry for your loss.
how about some more cookies?
matter of fact? eat shit. how's that?
don't make me get the belt.
you're missing the point.
you're famous!
close the book with a flourish.
this family. i should care for them, right?
you have a regurgitative reaction to mistruths.
i read a tweet about a new yorker article about you.
now you think you can steal it from us.
you don't like him 'cause you love him.
you're a good person.
i have eliminated no suspects.
are you back again?
you've always been good to me.
i don't know what any of that means.
that's certainly not what i was expecting.
i think this could be the best thing to happen to all of you.
you have a good heart.
i have my own opinions.
the complexity and the gray lie not in the truth but what you do with the truth once you have it.
i don't know how you beat me at this every time.
i got to do this more often.
what i'm about to say isn't going to be easy and you're going to be upset.
what does he mean by that?
this is a twisted web, and we are not finished untangling it. not yet.
kids today with the internet... it's amazing.
oh shut up! shut up!
this is still our house.
oh, so that's where you were all night.
i haven't read it though.
thank you all for coming by.
up your ass.
best judge of character is a dog.
this might be the best thing that has ever happened to you.
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ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ –
FIRSTS -
“Hey… Can we try something new?”
“Is it going to hurt?”
“Wait! I…I’ve never done this before.”
“Just be still and relax…”
“Er, am I doing this right?”
“I’m not hurting you, am I?”
“I want my first time to be with you.”
“Oh my god, I’m so sorry- I didn’t mean to finish so early!”
“Ah, I feel so embarrassed…”
PUBLIC AFFAIRS -
“Wow…you’re easy to rile up.”
“Forget the bed…let’s do it right here.”
“What if someone sees us?!”
“Quiet down or they’ll hear us.”
“Try to keep quiet…we wouldn’t want to get caught.”
“Are you serious? Here? Now?”
“We should do it somewhere else other than a bed tonight.”
“Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.”
“I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.”
“I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”
PICK-UP LINES && SUGGESTIONS. -
“I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?”
“What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!”
“Don’t mind me, just enjoying the view.”
“Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.”
“I think I could fall madly in bed with you.”
“Can I put you on my to-do list?”
“I can’t take my eyes off of you.“
“If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.”
“Kiss the hell out of me. Please.”
“You can stay but your clothes must go.”
“I like my reflection a little more with you all over me.”
“Does this feel good?”
“Take a bath with me?”
“Are you sure you want to do it in the shower- we could slip!”
“Where do you think you’re going?”
“And how are you going to make it up to me?”
“My sexual preference is often.”
“i got a new apartment, and i need someone to put clothes on the floor. “
“I just want to bend you over and fuck you hard…”
HOT && HEAVY -
“You make such adorable sounds.”
“ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “
“S-Stop staring at me like that!”
“So are we going to do this already or what?”
“Stop teasing!”
“do you know how bad i want you?”
“you’re so sexy when you’re hot and bothered.”
“Don’t cover your mouth…I like hearing you.”
“Aw, you’re so cute when you blush like that.”
“We’ve only got three minutes…let’s do this fast.”
“get on your knees.”
“oh, look who’s not wearing any underwear~”
“what’s my name?”
“Why didn’t you just say you liked it rough?”
“I love seeing you covered in my marks…”
“I love it when you leave your marks on me…”
“don’t stop!”
“Please. I need you. Now.”
“i want you to fuck me.”
“Should we use rope or handcuffs?”
“beg for it.”
“bend over.”
“Let me hear you sing for me.”
“you are already turned on ~?”
“swallow it. all of it.”
MISC -
“ Come sit on my lap, love “
“ You look so gorgeous right now…”
“ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to cum. “
“ Strip for me. Slowly. I want to savor every inch of you. “
“ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~”
“ Mmm… do you like that? “
“Such a pretty sight, all tied up in ropes.”
“I wore these panties just for you.”
“You are mine, never forget that.”
“Ah, ah. I didn’t say you could touch me.”
“You’ll be glad to hear that I’m not wearing underwear today.”
“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You wanna help me out of this?”
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@dandybarista got the espresso express.
Shaun was not normally this clumsy. He fairly dove into his hood, relishing the cool of his hands against his burning cheeks. Would it be polite to leave an excessively large tip? Japan, supposedly, wasn’t really a tipping culture, but did that count when your customer was apparently an excessively clumsy foreigner?
He almost missed the question, twitching in a much more restrained way than what had initially caused this whole debacle. “Wh- oh, yeah... A college friend said it’d be a good place for me to visit.” Not said was any of the underlying bullshit supernatural rationale, because it wasn’t exactly like that kind of thing would be common knowledge or worth talking about to strangers.
Especially not baristas who tolerated him being ridiculously clumsy with absolutely divine grace.
Shaun burrowed deeper into his hood, until only his eyes and forehead peeked out, hidden behind hands and hood.
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minor roleplay psa from an old who has been around too long in the rpc.
help people push their promos. please. i know that the icon promo trend made it easier to just like to show interest, but liking on tunglr does literally nothing from an algorithm stand point. liking does not promote their blog, liking does not show it to more people, liking fundamentally is just a little heart that shoves that liked post into your likes to be forgotten about. liking something on this site is pretty useless.
it is unhelpful when an rper is trying to open up to new interactions & followers when their promo is never reblogged. please consider reblogging more & liking less, it helps a ton & makes the effort someone puts into promoting their blog worth it.
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practices the rpc needs to Collectively Get Back Into:
commenting on peoples’ posts, threads, art, graphics, etc. just telling them that you see it and that it looks good / is entertaining / etc. – because content creators can’t read your mind and as nice as it’d be for us to always serve ourselves with our work … realistically we will lose motivation to continue creating without some kind of support. if you like something then say so !!
sending each other’s muses messages about muses they’re talking to or characters from their canon and just generally getting actively involved in the narratives other people create & encouraging those people to discuss them
asking people random questions about their characters without fear that it’s too outlandish, provided the question isn’t invasive or rude
sending honest, heartfelt notes of positivity and making loveposts about other creators and the work they do. not chainmail, not lazy generic shit, but real kindness, in our Own Words
drawing people fanart of their characters / ships / OCs !! please !! really !! i don’t know when that EVER became something people grew too nervous to do !! most people ADORE it. even if it’s just fucking stick figures, man, i PROMISE you that taking the time and putting in the effort to show someone that the work they do inspired the work you do will make their whole fucking day
telling !! each other !! that !! we’re !! doing !! good !! jobs !!
being NICE to each other OPENLY and FOR NO REASON with NO PROMPTING
making sure other people feel included in discord servers, roleplay groups, groupchats, multi-way threads, art trades, events, and just. like. overall
acknowledging !! each other’s !! art !! metas !! threads !! worldbuilding !! and !! style !! PLEASE !! PEOPLE !! DONT !! KNOW !! YOU !! LIKE !! THEM !! IF !! YOU !! SAY !! NOTHING !!
and NOBODY with ANY goddamn sense is EVER going to react negatively to you Just Being Fucking Nice so stop worrying about doing that !! PLEASE !!!!!
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For every "♡" I get I'll give a tip on how to win my muse's heart.
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super extra naughty indecent dirty raunchfest the meme
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What do you wish you could say?
"everyone else is more important than me."
you're deathly afraid of being selfish. you're also deathly afraid of being forgotten. all you want is to be somebody's favorite person, but that feels like a far off dream. you try and make yourself interesting so that people stick around you. it doesn't feel like that's working. you want to hang out more with your friends, but it seems like they're always busy or that they have better friends than you.
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Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
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Follower giveaways for @onebizarrekai (their OC, Natsu, on the left)
And for @0kstone (their OC, Shaun, on the right)!
Hope you guys like them! Thank you for the support >v>9
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Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn
1. You are responsible for your own media experience.
2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.
3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.
4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.
5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.
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Send me a name/URL and my muse will describe how they feel about yours in one sentence.
One sentence can be thoughts, quotes, lyrics, anything goes!
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I was dying
to h e a r someone say
That I did not need
to try so hard to be perfect
That i was enough and it was okay
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word prompts compilation
complies THIS MEME // THIS MEME // THIS MEME
ADD ++ FOR REVERSE
[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention
[ wake ] for your muse to wake mine
[ cover ] for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket
[ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc.
[ kiss ] for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning
[ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair
[ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair
[ embrace ] for your muse to hold mine
[ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room
[ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer
[ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger
[ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s
[ weep ] for your muse to catch mine crying
[ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food
[ hit ] for your muse to attack mine
[ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance
[ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine
[ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap
[ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring
[ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually
[ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support
[ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm
[ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand
[ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did
[ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine
[ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap
[ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down
[ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away
[ dream ] for my muse to share dream with yours
[ nightmare ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare
[ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation
[ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury
[ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine
[ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger
[ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine
[ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine
[ goodbye ] for my muse kissing and/or hugging your muse goodbye
[ secrets ] my muse sharing/confiding a secret
[ bloody ] for your muse coming to my muse with blood stains
[ drunk ] your muse takes care of my very drunk muse
[ bed ] my muse wakes up in the same bed as your muse with little recollection of the night before
[ scream ] my muse hears your muse scream and runs to them
[ trail ] my muse watches as your muse traces one of my muses scars, asking them about it
[ piggyback ] my muse gives yours a piggyback ride
[ jump ] my muse holding yours up by their thighs
[ carry ] my muse carries your muse to their house
[ lighter ] my muse pulls out a lighter and lights it for your muse to use to light their cigarette
[ shot ] my muse gets shot and struggles to your muses for aid
[ wound ] my muse patches and bandages a wound your muse has gotten
[ fight ] my muse stops your muse from getting into a physical fight with someone else
[ arrest ] your muse finds my muse arrested in cuffs
[ hospital ] my muse awakens in a hospital, finding your muse by their side, asking what happened
[ betrayal ] my muse finds out that your muse has betrayed them and confronts them about it
[ nude ] my muse walks in on your muse accidentally seeing them naked
[ karaoke ] for our muses to sing together
[ wet ] your muse strips down to their under garments and runs into the water, motioning for my muse to join them
[ crawl ] for your muse to crawl into bed with mine .
[ flower ] for your muse to offer my muse their favourite flower
[ gift ] for my muse to surprise your muse with a gift
[ homemade gift ] for my muse to make your muse a gift
[ bestow ] for your muse to give my muse a gift, bought or handmade ( bonus if you add what it is )
[ serenade ] for my muse to sing to your muse
[ caress ] for your muse to gently run their hand down my muse’s face
[ caught ] for your muse to catch my muse wearing their shirt .
[ love letter ] for your muse to give my muse a love letter they wrote for them
[ boop ] for your muse to boop my muse on the nose
[ date ] for my muse to ask your muse to go on a date
[ confess ] for my muse to confess their feelings to your muse
[ sleepy ] for my muse to slowly fall alseep on your muse
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TBH I’m so turned on by sweet and calm sadists.
Like, no matter how much of a brat you are no matter how much you cry and beg and struggle they just smile down at you and stroke your hair and continue doing whatever the fuck they want to do.
As someone who generally is very good at pushing people’s buttons and enjoys winding people up until they react, the person who just ignores it all and continues to completely and openly enjoy my pain and humiliation without feeling the need to so much as raise their voice? Very very hot.
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Send in “kabedon” to pin my muse against the wall.
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Send ✵ and my muse will answer the following.
Their first impression of your muse:
Current impression:
Are they attracted to your muse?:
Something they find frightening about your muse:
Something they find adorable about your muse:
Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:
Would my muse go on a date with yours? platonic/romantic:
One word my muse would use to describe yours:
Would my muse slap yours if they could?:
Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:
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