me: i’m gonna be productive today! gonna do shit!!! here i go!!!!!!!!
me, 4 hours later:
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😂🤓 shaking in ma boots
That’s nice and I’m the one who’s a child? Get a life 👍🏻
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Your blog is like a 12 year old owns it, yet you look like an adult. Grow up
So what if I like to have a laugh and post things I think are funny! fuck off anon move on to your next victim your comments aren’t wanted here 👋🏻👋🏻
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When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for
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when you see ur squad while you out with your parents
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Things I Want From Frozen 2: Elsa gets a girlfriend
Things I’ll Probably Get From Frozen 2: Olaf gets a girlfriend who is clearly his girlfriend because she has two snowballs on her chest
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english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh boy
french: oil of the nut of the coco
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Signs you grew up lonely
- Chasing people who don’t want you
-Making up lots of stories and worlds
-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to
-Excessive reading
-Daydreaming
-Clinging emotionally to others
-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group
-Excessive baths
-Talking to oneself
-Obsessive friendships
-Excessive helpfulness
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yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex
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me: *opens camera about to take a selfie*
me: *realises how ugly i am*
me: *closes camera and acts like nothings happened*
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How I flirt: *stares from distance*
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