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His legs are so little

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Our entire empire is built on imperishable permanence!

LEE PACE & TERRENCE MANN as EMPEROR CLEON XII in FOUNDATION S1

#i see this and I need to reblog #look at him #he is the absolute worst #I love him so much and wish he could stay forever doing planetary genocide #and entrapping his brother grandson clone self in his own senior retirement home telenovela

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anakin breaking both his legs in a podracing accident as a child haunts me. whose idea was this, like i've never seen a dude so thoroughly and constantly dunked upon. he's the chosen one for sure, just chosen to wear the dunce cap, like that is truly such a ludicrous fact and such a ludicrous thing to live, the only emotion i can have about it is a hysterical keysmash. dbdjdnrtsbksvsnhjfbs as such. if anakin says that out loud, ever, in any circumstance, obi-wan 1000% does not believe it ever happened because it sounds THAT fake. he accidentally gaslights anakin into believing he never broke both legs because obi-wan so thoroughly believes his padawan is having him on for a fucking gaff, having the raw nerve to craft a joshua like that. anakin goes, "when i was six i broke both my legs," and obi-wan EXPLODES into laughter and anakin's like haha are we.... joking? ha ha is this the comedy? hahaha are we experiencing the joy? ha ha master obi-wan so funny. the worst part is that obi-wan later cuts both of his legs off so he LITERALLY gaslights that guy unintentionally and LITERALLY burns the evidence. kenobi & skywalker is all one word and that word is "UNFORTUNATE"

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#the fall of the house of usher #i love him your honor #just look how awful he is #he is perfect

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anakins questionable flying is an ongoing gag and all but honestly just imagine it. he, aged 9, won his freedom that way. everything good that happened in his life proceeding was because he happened to be a good enough flyer that he beat out actual grown professionals with biological advantage. hes reasonably confident, in fact, its probably just about the only skillset hes still confident in after going to monk school and skipping every grade due to one very persuasive guy dubbing him "universe's very special little boy". like im not pointing fingers here but maybe hed be normal if they sent him to making macaroni art class at some point before taking up the "heres how to stab people and throw things with your mind" class. but anyway, back to flying, coruscant presumably has some rules regarding that, even for jedi. i dont give a shit if its not canon, you cant take space flyer's licence from me. i need the mental image of anakin and obi-wan experiencing the emotional whiplash of being in a car with your anxious dad bc yes anakin reasonably thinks hes hot shit behind the wheel but hes also notoriously a death race survivor & his driving style is best summarised as "get from point a to point b as fast as possible. disregard what happens to you. disregard what happens to others. there is only you and point b and the possibility of exploding. make your mother proud" which now that i think about it is also his whole life philosophy. so i think he sits behind the wheel with full confidence & his many neuroses loaded and ready and obi-wan also sits in the passenger seat with full confidence because while hes not exactly the leading expert in anakin lore due to his passion for shoving his head in the sand and pretending he Does Not See, he probably remembers that there was a podrace victory involved and expects this to be very simple. it is, clearly, canonically, not simple. but heroically obi-wan still lets him be the pilot every time for the rest of their time together because 1) hes chronically a passenger princess 2) his love language is putting anakin into situations he can then nag him about and 3) his own self preservation is clearly slowly whittling away. on the other hand, anakin's love language is initially going "im so sorry are you okay" the first time obi-wan starts screaming and then as he gets more attached to him progressing to hitting the sgas (space gas) pedal even harder out of pure malice the moment he as much as hears a whimper

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Them in a nutshell

#true detective #true detective night country

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Happy New Year, Navarro. Happy New Years, Danvers.

#true detective #true detective night country

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LIZ DANVERS | TRUE DETECTIVE season 4

"Ask the question."

#true detective night country #true detective #jodie foster #just her acting in this show 🤩

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JODIE FOSTER as Liz Danvers in TRUE DETECTIVE: NIGHT COUNTRY | Part 1 & 2

#true detective #true detective night country #the sole reason I started watching the show was her #and its amazing #also mood

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TRUE DETECTIVE: NIGHT COUNTRY | part 1

#true detective night country #true detective

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TRUE DETECTIVE: NIGHT COUNTRY | part 1

#true detective night country #true detective

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TRUE DETECTIVE: NIGHT COUNTRY | part 6

#true detective #true detective night country

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#true detective night country #true detective

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So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Count Dracula-

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@thenookienostradamus I have now brain rot with her. Not only Jodie Foster acting in anything is 😍🤩 for me, but her here in this! 💞🥳🎉 Like she is perfect! I was only shocked to see so much criticism. Like "the leads are not likeable", jajaja because in other seasons they so are? The small detail that the broken unlikeable asshole has no penis is apparently the deal breaker! 😒