portuscale-gossip

[portuscale-gossip]

What do you think of Hen Wen?

I think that girl has potential… If she befriends the right people, which it’s not the case in this moment. 

#hen wen

[portuscale-gossip]

what do you think of philip?

Okay, now we’re talking, have you seen those eyes? They’re SO blue! Actually I might call him Philip Blue Blue from now on, anyway, I’d love to bang the shit out of him, if you get me. Oopsy. 

#philip #philip blue blue

[portuscale-gossip]

thought on hook?

Whom? I’m sorry but he’s not interesting enough to be on my radar, if he wants to receive an opinion from me — which is the only one who matters — he must get out of that itty bitty trashy Jolly Roger and at least say hello.

Thank u, next question please.

#james hook

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Why Bellwether is sooo interested in poisonous roses?

My my, I love you already just because you actually had an enigmatic secret to share with all of us. Hmmm… Who knows, but if the mayor and his assistant are paying attention enough to @mcstressofevil so should us all.

#maleficent #dawn bellwether #leodore lionheart

[portuscale-gossip]

why you like that bellwether prude so much

Bitch what? Who are you fucker to say something about her? Have you seen her curriculum?

She’s the fucking Mayor’s assistant so she knows everything that happens in this shitty town

She’s a women’s right activist renowed for UN itself

Besides she’s rich, philanthropist and posses an enviable platinum hair

She’s literally the epitome of power dressed up like a daydream. 

#dawn bellwether

[portuscale-gossip]

Mal is full of shit bitch who wants to backstab us all.

You got her dibs right, and if I were you I’d sleep with my two eyes wide open. 

#maleficent

[portuscale-gossip]

A ship no one would expect?

Me plus @mcstressofevil, now that is something I’d like to see happening.

#maleficent

[portuscale-gossip]

What do you think of Philip x Aurora relationship?

First thing first, which relationship? Those two don’t have anything, apart of course dancing around each other.

@wondrousfcir​ should stop whining around and actually get some senses into her head and decide what she wants.

And @philipofbaviera​ ought to posses more self respect than just wait around a response from his arranged fiancé. What happened with the patriarchy these days?

I mean yeah, I’m all up for the “ let the matriarchy begin” and shit but come on, if we’re going to elect a female leading role here we should have someone with balls here, like me.

#philip #aurora #philora #philip blue blue

[portuscale-gossip]

Which one u thnk is the most meh... up 2 now?

Definitely @notadamselmeg, who that bitch thinks she is? 

My dear you sold your soul to a man and now you do his bidding, you’re nothing but a puppet. Get your shit together will you?

#megara

[portuscale-gossip]

Who r the ones you liking the most?

Uh, duh, @mcstressofevil runs the fucking city, however I am insterested to see what miss @canhcarthebells is hiding under her sleeve as well, apart from those two, everyone is boring as shit.

#maleficent #dawn bellwether

[portuscale-gossip]

Hey there Portus Cale, NightShade just arrived in town, and I’m dying to see what you little commoners are preparing for my shades. Have a lovely week and don’t forget about me, cause I’ll be watching closely every single one of you.

x

#portuscalegossip #portuscalenightshade