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2024
in:
having a wank
having a pint
out:
dying of ennui or some shit
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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.
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2023 recap!!!
jan: forgot
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Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can't see me suck shit at sudoku
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all the 9 to 5ers scrolling through tumblr at 7am like we're reading the morning paper. raising our coffee cups in greeting by reblogging each others posts.
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