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Me: I want somebody to love me.

Somebody: so... I like you.

Me: no.

#ummmm #anxiety bitches

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i have such good news y’all i’m buzzing with excitement

IT GOT STUCK AGAIN

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“the agonizing pain of being ignored” vs “the terrifying scrutiny of people paying attention to me”

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Things we've learned in 2021

1. A single subreddit made of trolls can break the US economy

2. A single ship and a storm can break international trade

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my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

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You can always tell when a gay character was written by a gay person because the stereotypes used are the accurate ones

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Studio Bones really saw our insane reaction to Cherry getting his shit kicked in in episode 9 and said “HMMMMM you know, we have like 6 other main characters on this show with equally breakable bones...”

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I wanna infinitely skate together with you!

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They are pretty much in love with each other

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i’ve started replacing “i want to die” with “i feel overwhelmed” in my internal monologue, which is usually more accurate and more productive

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you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

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Flight attendant: Before we land, please make sure all your electronic devices are secure

Nazbol to Transhumanist: Do you feel safe?

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Nazbol: Think, what would Dad do in this situation? Nazi: [in Nazbol′s mind] No one loves you, you little fuck. Nazbol: I’m beginning to think I have issues.

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if we are mutuals you can imagine me doing this when i like and rb your poasts

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