he's green and beautiful and I would dress him up in seasonal outfits
can I interest anyone in buying me an 8 ft cast aluminum dinosaur for the small price of 1800$
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can I interest anyone in buying me an 8 ft cast aluminum dinosaur for the small price of 1800$
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I want a coogi sweater so fucking bad
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everywhere I go people tell me they're so amazed at how well behaved echo is like she isn't literally wearing a service dog vest in front of them
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today's fun experiment is combining two different anxiety triggers in one estlin: 1) unfinished work that they should have already finished and 2) giving a presentation
let's wait and see what new and creative ways they'll find to explode
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is it even worth being on tumblr without my beautiful girlfriend here
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what the fuck this is my third migraine so far this year why are they getting more frequent again
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I have all the energy in the world when I'm lying down but I get up and start moving around and suddenly I'm eepy again
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number 1 c debugging tip: try throwing some ampersands in there maybe your problem is actually that you don't have enough pointers
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if you're going to draw fat butches stop giving them chiseled jawlines some of us have face fat to go with the body fat
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what is a car if not a really big metal cat
every time I make a post about cats and don't accidentally type "car" is a huge success
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news alert: the world's saddest baby is here
echo loves to volunteer to hang out w me while I take a bath and then 5min later start crying bc I'm not entertaining her
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echo loves to volunteer to hang out w me while I take a bath and then 5min later start crying bc I'm not entertaining her
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it is neither free nor bones
me, giving my dog her daily joint supplement: it's literally free bones
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me, giving my dog her daily joint supplement: it's literally free bones
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I think all microwaves should have to say what their wattage is on the front right next to the buttons otherwise how am I supposed to figure out how long to cook things for
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nightmare situation I got to lecture today and seb was like why are you here? we have an exam today don't you take those at disability services? reader, I did not schedule this exam with disability services I didn't even know we had an exam today
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