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i honestly don't even care if ive already posted this. look at it again

#is this better or worse than if someone replaced ur toilet with a toilet thats exactly the same but it has a joke hole thats JUST for farts

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spongebob pantyshot

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#i think i would say something i think id say 'oh my god' or 'oh fuck' or something

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KRISTEN STEWART as Lou in LOVE LIES BLEEDING (2024)

#good lird ... #kristen stewart #love lies bleeding

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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies

#LITERALLYYYYY #i saw the first omen the other night and overheard ppl saying some of the gore was unnecessary like. #you are watching a horror movie. shut the fuck up

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What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

#i have 2 posts in the 100k-500k range

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you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

#i would be killed <3

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Yo mama so Pencil her head is green and her body is yellow and her shoes are lead and her hat is a pink earaser

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anytime i drink from a can i feel like death stranding norman reedus big sip animation

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#isnt that pic edited anyway. like he doesnt have that beard

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Jared Harris | Style

I like colour, I do like colour. I find it annoying that a lot of men’s clothes and styles are generally fairly conservative, y’know people wear blues, dark blues, black or grey.

#ok . ok ok ok ok ok #jared harris

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#someone said this is the itysl guy who gets whoopee cushion pranked and theyre right #my farts are WAY louder. and they REEK. is that the joke? that i farted and nobody threw up??

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Blur - Song 3

whee hee

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#was about to slam the mindhunter button then i saw the knick THEN I SAW UTOPIA #sorry it's always going to be utopia. if i could sacrifice all of these shows for one more season of c4 utopia..... id do it

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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

#im crying. post of all time

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and if you’re comfortable put in the tags how old you are

#yes & 27

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him