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why the fuck was he kinda cooking with that bumpersticker

#i mean i'm pretty sure peter is canonically lgbt all at once so like ya know #i say that as a joke but so do they

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with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he'd be unstoppable

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Corner.

I need you.

To watch Dunmeshi.

Specifically because of Episode 17.

It has your favorite things.

Fucked up Creatures, Yuri, Monster Fucking(implied) and people actually communicating while beating eachother up.

GOD I really need to watch this series

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Turtle!Chloé regularly puts Chat in the hamster ball.

LB: Why do tou keep doing that? He's on our side!

Bombshell: It's Enrichment.

Chat: *bouncing around in that thing having the time of his life*

Exactly!

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Chat:I think we need Leeroy to solve this one M'Lady.

Ladybug:Leeroy?

Queen Bee: *already in motion* LEEEERRRROOOYYYY JJJEEENNKIINNSS!!!!

If it works it works!!

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

#this is what I was talking about a while back on how kids feel very powerless #where even if they're 100% fully aware they're in a shitty ass situation they don't have any ability to do shit about it

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hater of socks

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when you say "Vox is the hinge" this is what you mean right

#nsfw #i love how everyone agrees that vox's nips aren't normal they're some kind of tech nonsense #i saw one the other day where he had dvd players for top surgery scars and the nips are the eject button

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if i had seen the transition from sepia to color in wizard of oz in 1939 i would have lost my shit i would've started screaming in the theater

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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Total HC but I maintain that any Miraculous user Chloe & Chat would actually get along really well, if both their identities remained secret. Like they would just have that instant click of "Oh it feels like I've known this person forever" thing, over dramatic, ham-tastic snarking and theatrics. Ladybug meanwhile is just like, "Oh great, there's two of them, exactly what I needed..."

Oh yeah 100% they vibe so hard adn LB is having a headache

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Chloe with the Turtle Miraculous just seems soooo...she gets to fuck shit up and defend me but has to be smart about it...

#No-dumb-blond-jokes-here!

And if you joke about her hair she'll beat you up... Don't even get her started on Chat or Adrien

Go absolute hamster ball mode

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Perhaps the dragon miraculous would also work well for Chloe

Let her go feral!!

#i did have one fic where I had LB solve the identity problem by having ehr and kagami switch miraculous so #Alchemy and Mitsubachi my beloveds

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AU where chloe gets the snake miraculous and goes back in time a ton just to kiss ladybug then repeat until shes out of power

#gay ass morons

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Crossover minecraft: Pirates vs Cowboys

Open desert

Kevin unloading a covered wagon of supplies

Kevin(cowboy); okay, that's two shulkers worth of iron blocks, on shulker of Redstone blocks, seven of assorted stone, one of quartz, one of coal blocks, and one of glass.

Phineas(cowboy): that's everything!

Kevin: so I know you have a reputation for big projects, but what exactly is the goal here? You've already gotten stean engines built up.

Phineas: actually, this project is Markov's.

Kevin: the little AI? ... what's his angle?

Phineas: well, he does want to keep it hush for now... but I can say that he's been talking with miss Emily about setting up something for -

*KRACKA-THOOOOOM*

Kevin: What the hel-

*Kevin's wagon suddenly turns into a cloud of splinters as both Kevin and Phineas are knocked off their feet from a torrent of wind*

Phineas:*picking himself up from the ground* was that a sonic boom?

Kevin: auuugh... MY CART!

FUckhewiafkdu

THE FUCKIN CAR

#crossover minecraft

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Link

https://www.reddit.com/r/miraculousladybug/comments/1cd8fuu/mlb_memes_cuz_im_bored_part_ix_9_in_roman_numerals/

get these kids therapy

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i think the snake or the rabbit would absolutely be good for chloe, as someone who's like 'oh god i hecked up real bad, i wish i could undo that... and i can'

I can swing either of those because she'd be real tempted to just go back and fix any mistake she makes.

The Snake is better for this as it's resets are more controlled so she can't really just reset at random. But the Rabbit is very tempting