Merry Christmas from the only correct timezone
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Hey Latin Americans do y'all know about French tacos?
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@wholesome-dragon-lady
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sometimes it's not even "he would not fucking say that". sometimes it's "he would not fucking say that. nobody would ever fucking say that. nobody talks like that. have you ever spoken to another human being"
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Very very fond of the muppet ghosts
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The United States has 3 times as many Jerusalems as Israel
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there is a beast of some sorts in my askbox
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1. Piñata at lunch break
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If anyone’s wondering what’s going on in the uk right now, a guy just escaped from a high security prison by DRESSING UP AS A KITCHEN CHEF AND CLINGING TO THE BOTTOM OF A FOOD VAN LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A GOD DAMN KIDS FILM AND THEY STILL HAVENT FOUND HIM AFTER OVER 24 HOURS…
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lulu misses me a lot when im gone but she’s really not big on physical affection so the way she shows her love is by following me around from room to room and staring at me.
everytime I turn around I see her literally like this
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