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I've been thinking about this lately, so, here's my Slay the Princess ships and why I ship them:

Witch x Damsel, aka Sleeping Briars: There's just something that's so compelling about the two "fairytale" vessels---aka, a witch and your classic damsel in distress---who can both lead to some of the most romantic routes in the game. The dynamic between a devious little prankster who has serious trust issues and can't let anyone get close as a result and an adorable sweetheart who trusts everyone and falls in love way too fast is really interesting to me, and I think they'd actually be pretty good influences on each other.

Adversary x Razor: Two ladies who love fighting, bloodshed, and pain in general? The potential is right there. They're different enough that there's some dimension, but they're similar enough that their dynamic would be killer. Literally.

Spectre x Stranger: Honestly, I just think that they're both very charming and would probably get along really well, but there is something to be said about them being the two Vessels you get when you don't really give the Princess a chance---either if you kill her without hesitation and get Spectre, or if you refuse to even meet her and get Stranger. They're both lonely and scattered, and maybe they'd find something in each other.

Thorn x Wild (Wounded): There's something really sweet and intimate about two people who've hurt and been hurt finding comfort in each other. Idk, I think it's nice.

Burned Grey x Drowned Grey: It's... it's right there. The duality is right there. The wedding gown and the funeral gown, the fire and the water---it's right there.

Prisoner x Skeptic: This is really the only Voice/Vessel ship I've got on my list, and it's because in my opinion, it's the most grounded. Prisoner is arguably the most human out of all of the vessels, and Skeptic's whole thing of picking things apart and looking at everything from a different angle feels like a pretty reasonable response to the insanity of the construct. Her cynicism combined with his suspicious attitude could make for a really interesting dynamic, and I think they'd balance each other out well.

Contrahero: Come on. Come on. They're perfect. The first time I saw the Stranger ending, my head was already buzzing with "they're staying in the cabin? Together? Married couple! Married couple!" thoughts. I'm far from the only person in the fandom who sees how amazing the dynamic of the intrepid knight and the goofy little jester is.

Smitten x Cold: The dynamic between the dashing romantic who lives off of passion and feeling and the tired and quiet soul who seems to have cut himself off from emotion altogether is too compelling to ignore. The tension just writes itself.

Stubborn x Opportunist: While these two seem pretty different at first glance, I think the fact that both of them are voices who don't know when to quit speaks wonders as to how they might bounce off of each other. One of them solves problems through fists and fighting and the other solves problems through words and deceit---and I think that creates a pretty interesting duo.

Huntcheat: @tai-janai got me hooked. It's actually pretty damn adorable, I dunno what else to say.

(Also, Nightmare is aromantic in pretty much every one of my AUs, and Paranoid is aroace more often than not)

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The Greys

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YOUR NEW BEST NIGHTMARE

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autism eyes looking up at you

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my partner freaking out when i show them the spectre crushing our heart and killing it (so far ive only shown them voice shipping and cute things)

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We were playing STP again and ended up making some memes during The Beast. We stopped playing completely and just made these.

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The Scorpion and the Frog!! :D

Much happier with this Witch redesign. It captures her character a lot better than my old one, and is just so much more fun to draw.

And also Oppy showing off how his wings look in a resting position. His tail hides an actual venomous stinger he only uses on emergencies.

I also decided he has minor shapeshifting abilities and his teeth start sharpening the closer he gets to throwing hands

Now here’s some doodles of them being worsties:

they’re always one snark comment away from going at each other’s throat, I love them so much

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FOR THE LAST TIME, Narrator, our pronouns are THEY/THEM. NOT because we're non-binary, but because we are, in fact, SEVERAL BITCHES.

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May I humbly request, Something...anything involving Thorn acting like Witch's older sister?

here you go. Witch is a bit grumpy when it comes to brushing her hair

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Den or Beast lazing around? 👉👈

I hope this is what you wanted, The Beast taking an afternoon nap and The den being preened by Voice of the Hunted. Since he comments on how harmless she looks in that route. Loved this request please keep them coming.

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idk if this really counts as a drawing but I still thinks it’s art (oh how I didn’t realize how long it’s been since I’ve posted art)

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skeptic should have a gun

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there is a cabin in the woods. and in the basement of that cabin, is a princess.

you are here to slay her.

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all of you are FAKE monsterfuckers!!!!! where is all the Beast fanart??????? “ohhh she’s not conventionally attractive” FUCK you i am holding her in my arms

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some doodles i did today