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#i love thar the spoon is perfectly balanced over the teacup

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I hate that transition wise, I wanna sound like the lich adventure time or striker helluva boss, but this is what i wanna look like

#dan.txt #LOOK I JUST WANNA HAVE A SMOOTH AF VOICE #BUT LOOK LIKE SOME DUDE FROM ACCOUNTING

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Tumblr in Polish looks so fucked like

Polacy: Moi mutualsi uwu

Tumblr: Osoby, które odwzajemniają twoje obserwowanie :)

#mine is in peninsular spanish (beloathed)

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Need... To make... Ozai... Pregnart

#dan.txt #MAKE HIM PREGARENT

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Lysandre w the other villains, having to see archie and maxie argue: I bet the professors argue less

Lysandre in a professors seminar, seeing magnolia dismiss oak and "this is why I divorced you" stuff, Augustine and elm about to fistfight and sada and turo still going thru their divorce: These macaroons are exquisite!

#dan.txt #and thus lysandre was unaware of all of that #thanks to some very well made macaroons

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"Ozai is evil!" "Ozai is beyond redemption" Give me a maid outfit, cat ears and good strap and i can fix him in an hour or two

#dan.txt #LET ME FUCK THE EVIL OUT OF HIM

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Kitten, gonna be honest, daddy hates your plan to burn down an entire country while wearing fugly clothes : / Put the cat ears back on

#dan.txt #yes this is about ozai

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Alexa, show me the blorbo (tm) doing urethra play

#dan.txt

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Really fucking hate the word 'pickme' ngl

#dan.txt #the cd equine tag

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Me about Lusamine: I feel so bad for lillie and gladion, having to loose a dad and live with an abusive parent must be tough.

Me also: If i ate Lusamine out enough i think i could fix her tbh

#dan.txt

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Todos en el equipo rocklets eran leales a los guisos que el hacia y trataron de que vuelva pq querian sus guisos

Yo creo que giovanni pokimon haria unos guizasos

#silver le odia pq no le gusta el guiso : (((( #tragico

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Yo creo que giovanni pokimon haria unos guizasos

#danES.txt

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Listen. Listen to me. I need professor elm to be on his knees and give professor birch a sloppy so good his soul leaves his body and has five less iq points afterwards

#dan.txt #professor elm gives the sloppy good

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Pakku would call women femoids if he could tbh

#dan.txt

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Firelord ozai is hot and i wanna bite his tiddies, but he is also a horrible man (tm)

Oh well -shoves him into the eternal plinko of damnation-

#dan.txt

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Professor elm about birch: He is my best friend (I crave him carnally)

Professor elm about sycamore: I hate him and resent the fact he gets more funding than me (i crave him carnally)

#dan.txt #there will be a lot of horny posting about pokemon chars #not sorry

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AU where giovanni and Rose are caught by the popo because they got into warrior meowths rp drama/callout posts

#dan.txt #i have no clue about warrior cats lore #but i think this would be funny