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having the realization that Fjord's level 20 outfit is pretty much exactly the outfit, down to the tattoo (and often even the long hair), that everyone puts him in for evil / Uk'otoa warlock AUs

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🍓 The time Taliesin marketed cancer to the nation 🍓

#HOLY SHIT.

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meanwhile, at the home of exandria’s most eligible paladin—

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"HOLY SHIT, 9/11 WAS 20 YEARS AGO??" SAYS MAN WHO WITNESSED THE EVENTS FIRSTHAND

#SAM PLZ

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honestly after escape the green room i don’t blame her

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taliesin: there's going to be a card. laura's going to want it

laura: you don't even know how I'm playing

[two seconds later]

laura, seeing the card: ooooh I want it

taliesin: over a decade of this

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EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS IT'S A LITTLE FRIEND

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another one for your consideration

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🤍💙x💚💙x🖤💜

#THE POWER OF LAURA BAILEY #<- i stole that tag like god intended

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#HER POWER

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rewatching the mighty nein and rewitnessing their amount of paranoia is so good. they walk into a 5 star hotel after a battle with the followers of the god of death and a total of 10 hit points and 3 spell slots between all of them and they're still casing their rooms. uv lights out, flipping beds and checking smoke detectors for cameras. they insight check every person they meet. they want to cast a truth spell on the oldest, most powerful and crustiest wizard in all of exandria. theyd rather impale themselves instead of giving up their weapons. theyd rather send a cat with 2 hit points that's determined to roll nat 1s on its perception rolls to check out evil lairs rather than going in themselves. they hate people scrying on them but they get annoyed when they fail doing it to others. they lie to most people they meet yet they're still 'trusted' by the two out of the three great powers on wildemount. no one's doing it like them.

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the only three ways my cat ever tries to talk to me

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If you hadn't intentionally gone prone in battle, I really might want to do an insight check on you.

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I mean, why not :)

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(Taylor’s Version)

@wearewatcher

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The thing about the commands from the gods is that actually, neither makes what I'd consider a threat of retaliation:

The Changebringer: "Do not turn from this road, for only shadow and solitude awaits behind."

The Dawnfather: "Forsake these gifts, ignore our charge, and be abandoned."

(CritRoleStats' livetweets have the full text for each, for those without Twitch to verify)

To me, this doesn't sound like "do what I want or I'll leave you"; it's "fight this existential threat or I will literally no longer be able to grant you powers or answer your questions, if indeed there's enough of a world left for you to have survived to realize this."

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travis willingham really went from "tomato red while romancing his actual wife" to "werewolf threesome"