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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

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my scapegoat is eating your straw man

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

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I keep on thinking 'man people are staring at me, are they being homophobic or...?' and then I remember I have this pattern shaved into my legs

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I’m sorry but if you lose your mind over a person having a genital joke in their url I think you are weak and won’t survive the winter. Penis and vaginas exist! Ooo so scary! It’s a body part! My url is a joke!! Woah!!

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Unattended children will be given hair dye and pronouns.

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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

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purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience

#yeah i saw like four of them just during hunting season last fall #& ive lived in open carry areas too

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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you

this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history

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I tried to include all the relevant ones but I'm not a scholar. Also if you pick taz tell me what arc

#mbmbam #specifically munch squad #idk i think it would be really funny to listen to them complain about weird new food innovations while my partner partakes in #the original meal (pussy)

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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Everyone is wrong except me. And also my small council of beautiful and moderately-adjusted women. If we disagree on something then it's only because the topic is nuanced beyond your simplistic, profane understanding.