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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

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A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

(via)

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gimme sammich

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I STG THE HUMOR OF SEEING THE VIDEO FOR A BIT *THEN* UNMUTING IT HAD ME FUCKIN WHEEZING

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

#funny shit

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WHY NO KETTLES

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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sam.

heye every one.

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I turned on my phone and this started playing this automatically

In the middle of a maths lesson

On full volume

Somehow the teacher didn't hear 👀

Waddle dee goes to work

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I CAMT FUCKIN UNHEAR THAT AAAA

Kanzi the hyena gets a watermelon 🍉

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Him face for good luck in 2022

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

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HOLY FUCK LMFAO I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT SONG

Waddle dee goes to work

#funny shit

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Btw I'm using a Xiamoi Redmi Note 8 Pro

what’s everyone’s lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

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well duh, i'm enby lol

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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I have finally made a flowchart of what goes through my head when I see info

#funny shit

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SANDY CAT

Cat loves being buried in sand

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