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I need a story where the hero and villain switch places. Like the hero gets worse and worse and becomes worse than the villain and the villain says "hey now maybe this isn't cool" and has to stop the hero from whatever. Does that exist lol.

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.

I want to see a sci fi universe where we’re actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.

How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn’t be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare “animal” races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth?

Like that old story “they’re made of meat,” only we’re scarier.

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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edging my google play services

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Thats a basket, easy mistake to make. A blanket is that toy that says instructions to twist it or hit it and such

wghat the fuck is a blanket

i think it's when a lot of people sit at the same table and there is like food ! hope ythis helps

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stop asking where Marcille went. she was doing magic research.

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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Alr. I'm sad now.

When I first entered Tumblr there was this post about a mafia gay tragic story and I really wanted to watch it.

I put it into my watch list.

And just a few hours ago. My friend told me it wasn't real.

LOOK. IT'S ON MY LIST

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S A FAKE MOVIE YOU TUMBLRINA'S MADE?!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN GONCHAROV IS FAKE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!?!!!

CAUSE DAWG. WHY.

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Natalie Portman being confused by the fact that you have to say “hi” to someone before starting a conversation in France got me like ?????

#reasons why having autism as a kid is a nightmare number 258104

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I just realized that the reason Brennan never questioned too deeply the premise of the last Game Changer episode was because, since it wasn't designed with him in mind (he apparently filled in for Grant at the last minute, bc Grant tested positive for Covid when he arrived on set), he had no reason to believe Sam was out to psychologically torture him 😭

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This makes me violently upset but I'm compelled to reblog it.

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible