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t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently

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At the club checkin my tumblr notes

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time to have evil sex with my villain wife

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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

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monkeycatluna on ig

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why don't you do arts and crafts for 5 hours and then you'll calm down

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would you mind explaining the “and me i feel also not so good” thing? i tried looking it up without luck 😔

phrases that stick in your mind like tar to an unfortunate paleolithic beast

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Anon doesn't enjoy clubbing at all, but wants to hear about the other side, if that side exists on the introvert website.

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#i like dancing n meeting ppl n going ham #thts why i be clubbing

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We all got that one vassal who's read a few too many warrior tales... Trying to get a little freaky with it on the down low... Won't shut up about his loyalty unto death... Saying shit like "my liege, I am your blade...." Bitch I sent you to guard my isolated holdings in the eastern provinces for a reason!!!!!!! #REBLOG!!!!!

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they r going 2 eat him

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This meeting could have been a fresh autumn pear

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stop showing me taylor swift lyrics that's scary