the phrase "why? well, it's a sex thing for me" is always on the tip of my tongue and one of these days it's going to slip free with catastrophic consequences
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i don't understand how i am supposed to live with this profound sadness. to be honest
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oh, you think im a sick fuck? can you say it again?
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Yes I'm still in the time loop. No, I haven't tried anything to get out of it. Yes, I'm just following instructions and hoping it will end some day. Sorry I have to go it's time to do the wenis again.
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should i get into bird watching?
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Don't ask me for relationship advice cause I'll tell you to kill him
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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i have maybe the worst type of cuteness aggression about fiction characters that im attracted to
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I have decided to be a freak forever
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she W on my D til i 40
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i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually
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I love you Vic Michaelis
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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.
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