gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor
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current gender: saying I'm a woman is weird and saying I'm not a woman is also weird
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Being 20+ is basically a constant question of “am I doing enough” and the answer always being a solid ‘no’
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it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed
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being mentally ill is so embarrasing how can you explain to a normal person that you had to psych yourself up for half an hour to like get off the floor
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"musk" and "grimes" is what i. clean off the floor...................
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man sometimes i forget that some people aren’t even a little bit queer.
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honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation
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whenever i see "low in calories" im just like??? u mean. low in energy?? low in energy. that is what u r promoting to me??
a calorie is a literal unit of measurement for how much energy something gives u, so when a product is like "low in calories" im like. great. so the exact opposite I'm looking for in food.
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the symptoms
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biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.
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COMMUNITY (2009–2015) ’Comparative Religion’
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dark kate bush throw me down that hill
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