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To America: Is it true your favorite TV show is watching your states/other countries getting recorded without their consent?

🇺🇸: “Not sure where you got that from haha, of course not I don’t have a favourite TV show either

Although for entertainment… The Mi-”

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For America, which one of your states pisses you off the most?

As for whatever state she answers, what do you have to say about this?

(I’m not familiar with the US states sincerest apologies)

🇺🇸: “All of them”

…

“They will not get a say in this either—”

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ottomans...

Knights of Malta: “I don’t get it?”

🇲🇹: “Please never know”

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to any country of your choice what are you gold for next year?

Ps: your asks will be answered one day don’t worry 😀🫴

🇧🇪: “Wh- Why am I picked?? This is stupid- Whatever”

🇧🇪: “Uhhh… Uh… Goals..? Is it goals? Well first off I think your ‘gold’ for next year is to get better at spelling”

🇧🇪: “Next I, hm… Drown Nether- nah dude will just build more dams and dikes… Get better road infrastructure- no that’ll take at least 5 years minimum…”

🇧🇪: “Got it! Disband my government again!”

🇧🇪: “For a third time”

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CONTEXT:

Maltese is the only semitic official language in the EU and the only semitic language in the world that is written in Latin.

It has Arabic, French, Italian and I think English loan words, so it’s kind of the oddity of languages

#countryhumans malta #countryhumans #Countryhumans sweden #Countryhumans poland #countryhumans portugal #countryhumans italy

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the chicken 🐔

🇺🇸: “I’m going to fry you”

🇬🇧: “Can you at least find a more threatening threat??”

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knock knock :)

🇺🇸: “Nope not answering that”

🇬🇧: “I’m surprised you can even give a reasonable response, I thought your mind was filled with TikTok nonsense”

🇺🇸: “No that’s you.. But now that you agree with me..”

🇺🇸: “Who’s there?”

🇬🇧: “What.”

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to get to the idiot's house

🇺🇸: “Chickens can go from here to China?”

🇬🇧: “No you fucking- Whatever continue”

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hey USA

why did the chicken cross the road?

🇺🇸: “Why would you have a chicken on the road? I’ll run it over and get a fine!”

🇬🇧: “You dumbass just answer the joke”

🇺🇸: “Okay.. Why.”

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#countryhumans #countryhumans liberia #countryhumans usa #countryhumans united kingdom

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Random headcanon dump

Nauru has incredibly poor financial decisions (Stems from the poor investments the country made in an attempt to diversify their economy. It failed from things like multiple 5* star hotels, private jets, banking and a theatrical musical about Leonardo Da Vinci and the Mona Lisa)

Austria, Netherlands, Sweden and Denmark have a little area where they probably judge everyone’s spending (Frugal four reference, that is still fascinating to me)

San Marino is sort of the reason the microstates are closer (Reference to the sports for small nations which was actually made by San Marino to get other microstates and other smaller states like Montenegro, Iceland and Cyprus together and even the Vatican, which they somehow agreed and they were going to play in 2021 but it was cancelled)

Remember when I headcanoned France and Monaco to be siblings? Well they still are related it’s just that Italy is also related to Monaco but not in the way France and Italy are related (Monaco was formed from the old lands that used to be Genoa)

Scandinavia are distantly related to Germany, Switzerland, the UK, Netherlands, Austria and maybe Liechtenstein. Finland is another phenomenon and Iceland is well, Iceland (The Scandinavian languages of Danish, Norwegian and Swedish are all Germanic and related to German, English and Dutch) But most of the time none of them can understand a single sentence from each other except maybe the Netherlands and UK with a couple words

Eswatini likes both making candles and gifting candles, her favourites to make are the elephant shaped ones (Not sure how to give context here because I genuinely forgot about this a while ago so here’s some images, these are pretty)

If you asked other African countries to describe Botswana, even the one’s close to her you’ll probably hear ‘Quiet and reserved but keeps a smile’ or something related to that which may confuse people at first since she’s very open when others come to visit but when you pay attention to her on the international stage. She doesn’t say much aside from what she feels necessary and only speaks when someone else props her up to. This largely quiet and awkward persona is mostly why a lot of people leave her alone (Yes this retcons the ‘Botswana tries to five advice’ character I headcanoned but it made zero sense why she would want to put herself in a position of a leader and even example when she’s barely capable of a diverse economy and top 3 most unequal places in the world. But the quiet reserved personality is more akin a reference to whenever someone is listing all African conflicts in the 1900’s as colonies to 2000 as independent states, you won’t ever hear of Botswana since even during colonialism the British left them alone as they were a protectorate and not a colony and after independence they were mostly silent too, you could call them the Switzerland of Africa if you want to, but I personally prefer San Marino with a hint of Swiss, both are the oldest in something, San Marino oldest republic in the world and Botswana, oldest Democracy in Africa and while does rely on South Africa like San Marino does for Italy, still largely independent like Switzerland)

#Countryhumans #Countryhumans Nauru #Countryhumans Austria #Countryhumans Netherlands #Countryhumans Denmark #Countryhumans Sweden #Countryhumans San Marino #Countryhumans Monaco #Countryhumans Eswatini #Countryhumans Botswana

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Netherlands, give Canada a Kiss

the chocolate :]

your ask has led me to learn a lot more than I have in my last school year

I don’t remember how many I asked but I think like 4-5 but man haha

🇳🇱: “The chocolate? Now no offence but… I personally don’t like it, maybe the shape or something else but it doesn’t have the same richness that Belgium and Switzerland’s do, and I never thought I’d compliment their chocolates.. But I’ll give Canada something. Just not kisses, the chocolate obviously”

🇨🇦: “You made these? Like, homemade?”

🇳🇱: “Yes just, don’t ask where the box or perfect shape came from.. I just have them…”

🇨🇦: “And they’re tulip shaped too, you’ll never stop gifting me tulip related stuff are you?”

🇳🇱: “I mean, if you want other stuff I can just give you this bar I found.. It was the cheapest of the seven stores I went to..”

🇨🇦: “Ridiculously frugal.. But thank you regardless”

#Countryhumans #Countryhumans Netherlands #Countryhumans Canada

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who wants to absolutely destroy america in chess?

personally I cant play chess to save my life :D

🇺🇸; “Haha, funny you should say that actually, I’m actually the best chess player in the world! A tone professional chess players hail from the US!”

🇬🇧; “Ahem.. You seem to have forgotten about Russia.. Look I know you don’t like him but you can’t just forget he exists”

🇺🇸; “ ‘Don’t like’ is a bit too soft of a word, I think absolutely detest him”

🇬🇧; “Right, I despise him too but you need to understand how to be mature”

🇿🇦; “I suck at chess too-”

#countryhumans usa #Countryhumans UK #Countryhumans South Africa

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uuuuhhhhhhhh

hmmmmmm

can I have a random african headcanon with a side of angst?

and how much would that be?

That would be.. The same cost as your limb, preferably your left

But African headcanon with a side of angst you shall receive!

Almost all African countries some way or another have ‘cracks’ or ‘scars’ from colonial days, although that may be an exception for some..

While most will try to hide them it does hurt when doing so and when you try to hide it with a bigger scar or crack, the more it will hurt.

Depressing but let me give you a free headcanon;

•Malta is incredibly close with Tunisia and Libya since they’re the only two that Malta feels like who understand her so actually spends most of her time in Northern Africa rather than Europe (This was totally just a headcanon as to why everyone forgets Malta is in Europe)

#Countryhumans #Countryhumans Malta

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Helloo, welcome to my little ask area, I’ve been wanting to do something like this for a bit since I enjoy answering questions so,, I made this just for it, I do have a Tumblr main but I don’t use it anymore so might as well have a use for this account.

I’ll also use this Tumblr to post random threads of headcanons, maybe lore? But also comics only, no drawings and hopefully they’ll all be at least factual or historical

Notes before asking;

NO SHIP ASKS; Unless you want me to critique something like a rarepair I won’t answer

NO REQUESTS OF ANY SORT; I don’t and won’t ever take requests, I will draw if I feel like it but I won’t design, draw or do any video you do. Unless it’s something to do with a specific CH then I might draw or do a Gacha screenshot of

NO NSFW/SEXUAL ASKS; I don’t want to see it,, I have enough cringe as is I don’t need more of it

I don’t mind asks about my honest opinions/critiques or even headcanons and little history infographics, I try to answer all ^^

Have a nice day!

-Pizza Poppy, Pozzy, Psza, Popping Pizza, The Pizza, The Poppy, The Koi