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My first time holding a sloth today 😭

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“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”

Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers

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the holy grail

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The Descent of Monsters (The Tensorate Series)  (2018)

Y Yang continues to redefine the limits of silkpunk fantasy with their Tensorate novellas, which the New York Times lauded as “joyously wild.” In this third volume, an investigation into atrocities committed at a classified research facility threaten to expose secrets that the Protectorate will do anything to keep hidden

You are reading this because I am dead.

Something terrible happened at the Rewar Teng Institute of Experimental Methods. When the Tensorate’s investigators arrived, they found a sea of blood and bones as far as the eye could see. One of the institute’s experiments got loose, and its rage left no survivors. The investigators returned to the capital with few clues and two prisoners: the terrorist leader Sanao Akeha and a companion known only as Rider.

Investigator Chuwan faces a puzzle. What really happened at the institute? What drew the Machinists there? What are her superiors trying to cover up? And why does she feel as if her strange dreams are forcing her down a narrowing path she cannot escape?

by JY Yang

Get it  now here

JY YANG is the author of The Black Tides of Heaven and The Red Threads of Fortune. They are also a lapsed journalist, a former practicing scientist, and a master of hermitry. A queer, non-binary, postcolonial intersectional feminist, they have over two dozen pieces of short fiction published. They live in Singapore where they work as a science communicator, and have a MA in creative writing from the University of East Anglia.

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dnd culture

(enemy mini gets knocked over) (players all shouting) HES DEAD! LOOK HE HAD A HEART ATTACK HE’S DEAD

“NATURAL FUCKING 20″

(dm introduces a child or animal npc) (players adopt it on the spot) 

player after their character gets knocked unconscious: i’m dead

dm and other players: you’re UNCONSCIOUS.

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The Funko Pop of Dorian Gray

this is a good joke but the concept of a funko pop physically aging terrifies me more than anything i’ve ever encountered in my life

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I will only accept a live-action Road to El Dorado movie if its directed by Taika Watiti bye

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We all miss you, Laura!

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When will we get to see Jen Bartel’s variant cover of MMX?

I don’t know. :(

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opens my mouth and the nirnroot sound comes out

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MADEMYTHOS.

by Edward Kwong.

Ceryneian Hind. Alkonost. La Tarasque. Ramidreju. Loki’s Brood (Jormungandr, Hel, and Fenrir). Minotaur. Griffin. Unicorn.

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kisses

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when you’re playing dnd and you character keeps rolling crit fails

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I ran a donation thing over on twitter where I’d draw really shitty deathclaws for everyone who helped me out!! there ended up being a lot more than I anticipated @~@ here’s all the beautiful pals that came out of it though! 

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My favorite thing about Dungeons & Dragons is how fucking quickly people become ride-or-die bitches with each other

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This is legitimately the cutest thing. Also, bonus:

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