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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE MAYBE ISN'T FOR YOU

#the disastrous life of saiki k

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Swifties looking for the number 13 everywhere is the same as Disney Adults seeing hidden mickeys in everything

#how do i tag this #disney adults #swifties

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I hate it when a fortune cookie gives me some shallow compliment instead of telling me my fortune. Like when the cookie just says". You are cherished by your friends". I already knew that, cookie. Why are you hiding your secrets from me? I know you can tell the future, what are you holding out for? Huh? Are you afraid of what I might do with the power to see the future? Were you afraid of what you saw when you beheld my fate? Talk you son of a bitch.

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Today's aesthetic is ecopunk

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He/him pronoun bracelet broke, call that fragile masculinity

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Guy when Honey won’t kiss him: God is real and I am the being he most wishes to see suffer

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Just an fyi, I will never shut up about Fools!David shifting out of fear (see below)

And yes, I fully believe that Fools!David was wearing the cutest pink hoodie during that whole interaction

IGNORE THE BAD WOLF FORM ICANT DRAW SD GFHHFGGN

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david anthology audio 😭

"love you too, dad" OFF TO A GREAT(BAD)))) START. ERIK WHY

angel scaring the shit outta david that he shifts . need to see that in canon someday

GRUMPY!ANGEL ????? OOOH BABEY ...🤞

holy shit david being desperate is so. im so normal about him

asher working too hard and not asking for help. ... wow this sounds familiar wonder who he switched with

DAVID'S REACTION TO BEING CALLED CUTE ????? CALLING ANGEL "SILLY" ??? SHUT UP

love the idea that he's still fucking humongous in this au . and him not used to being called cute because of it . wow ok my eyes r watering

THE END???? HE'S SO. WHAT IS WRONG WIRH YOU DAVID /LH . him whining is going to kill me

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For a moment I thought this was a vent post and I got really confused when Andrew Garfield showed up

Pov: you've been raised to belive that the moment you become 16 ypur deemed f*able so you have to pretend your 12 and where a chastity bracelet all while simultaneously exploiting yourself on stage. Oh and there's this anoying dude with nice guy syndrome following you around and awkwardly fawning over you hes also your dad's apprentice (whos a drunken asswhole who hides important information from you) suddenly this cool and charismatic theatre kid with memory loss joins your theatre group and makes everything awsome! For some reason the nice guy played by Andrew Garfield hates him wonder why? Anyway turns out the reason why ypur dad is a weirdo is because hes selling you to the devil the moment you turn 16. So naturally you f*k the mystery man (whos age is conveniently conspicuous despite clearly being like 40 max) and find out that hes actually a really terrible person like the SCUM OF THE EARTH. So you pick the less of 2 evils and just give into the devil exept your dad made a deal with him AGAIN and now your free to be with Andrew Garfield i mean mediocre man number 2

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Here he is, the one and only *drum rolllll*

Xavier!!!

Teeny head-cannons:

-6’2

-he got hip dips <33

-listens to fast paced music like pop and rock to get himself hyped up

-frosted tips. Haha

-trans, ftm

-gap-tooth,,,

-has tiny freezer burn scars from learning how to use his powers, thinks they’re cool so he never got rid of them

-hand flaps when really excited!

That’s all, I just wanted to draw him because he’s becoming one of my favs and we only have one video with him haha

#IM IN LOVE HELLO????

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Bothering the beast

#me whenever i see my cats

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How come I'm madly in love with every character in dead boy detectives. How'd that happen

#they're all so pretty???? #dead boy detectives

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Blake's the type of guy to go to a foreign country and instead of learning the language he'll speak really slowly and make hand gestures

#I can feel it in my bones #redacted blake #Yknow what I'm talking about right #redacted headcanons #redacted audio #redacted shitpost

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Polites died believing that the world is kind, and yet his death contributes to Odysseus deciding to become a monster. Absolutely devastating

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Hohhh the underworld saga hohhh he is the haunted man with a trail of bodies hohhh odysseus's mother is played by jorge's mom AHHHHH

#I'm going insane #POLITES #epic the musical #I'm sobbing #epic the underworld saga #ALL I HEAR ARE SCREAMSSS

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sparring partners

It always happened like clockwork. Tonight was no different.

Honey almost always worked late at their office, so subsequently, they worked out pretty late. They had been a late night regular at that gym for as long as anyone knew, so the employees knew them well. They’d come in, exercise for an hour or so, and then leave without ruffling any feathers.

Darlin seemed to work out rather late as well. By “work out” they meant they’d storm into the gym at ungodly hours, not bother to swipe their membership card, and then assault a punching bag until some unknown goal was satisfied. Thus the pair’s schedules overlapped from time to time.

At first they didn’t acknowledge one another, just a vague nod in greeting whenever their paths crossed or a shrug whenever their eyes met. And for a while that was it.

But once Honey had forgotten their headphones. And an ask for a spare set had turned into a, albeit stilted, conversation about music. And that, through some miracle of social norms and obligations, had turned into a half-hearted ask about how Darlin was doing. Honey had listened to what they said, mainly grasped the idea that they were angry and needed an outlet. So they made an offer. The first of many. 

“Wanna spar?”

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#thought this was a fun idea :D #honestly I just like writing fight scenes #redacted audio #redacted fanfic #redacted darlin #redacted honey #redacted tank #redacted quinn #redacted verse