Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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baby girl i cut pears in ways you couldn’t imagine
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If she's your daughter, then why is he my boyfriend?
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How to Set Fence Posts That Won’t Rot.
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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
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love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time
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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words
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Yo: bueno al reponer por perdida el DUI y como se me vencia el otro año no me van a hacer venir el otro año a sacarlo de nuevo, verdad?.... Verdad?
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normalise knowing absolutely nothing about the degree you’re getting 🙄🤚🏼
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Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad!
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he's so funny and unwell love u kabru
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