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There’s a point of self-doubt that becomes it becomes delusion, so when I end a presentation and go, “any questions or comments,” and someone replies, “that was a good presentation,” and then people clap, I’m choosing to believe that they do in fact mean that and are not enacting some bizarre long con of psychological warfare.

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i really underestimated how incredible it would be to have a plushie of my blorbo. sometimes i see laudna plushie out of the corner of my eye and i'm like woag it's laudna criticalrole...she's here...and huggable...in my HOUSE...

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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

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If I ever do get an office job, I’m gonna need to really figure out how professional clothing works. My instincts for business casual are always “what if I was slutty, but in a really boring way?”

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“Chipmunk tasting almonds for the first time”

(via)

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thinkin of quitting my job to become a full-time horrifying void entity

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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

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Someone on Tumblr: I want you and everyone like you dead

Me: that's pretty fucked up and probably shouldn't be on here, I'll let Tumblr Staff know

Tumblr Staff, Apparently: no that's fine actually

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It's always fun to see people manage to turn niche interests into serious undertakings, particularly if you've been passingly familiar with their work for a long time. Like, I'll see a post with a username I recognise cross my dash and think "hey, that's the person who used to draw pictures of Patchouli Knowledge with a dick the size of her forearm like a decade ago – I should go see what they're up to these days", and it turns out the answer is "their solo-developed bullet hell shooter about cute android girls is trending 100% positive on Steam".

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i'm taking an accounting class and i gotta ask: how do you do this. what does any of this mean. what's a number

welcome to X-Treme Sudoku

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I am a solo indie dev trying to overcome my anxiety and actually let people know my game exists. It is a cute physics based game where you are the level.

I love making this game with passion and I am so excited to share it with the world, but somehow I need to let the world know. Unfortunately the way steam works is the more wishlists the more visibility, so if you are interested it is super appreciated :)

Wishlist on steam or visit the website to find out more mightymarbles.com

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before i realized i had auditory processing disorder i was always so confused how people could ask me for things like my address over the phone -- obviously it's hard to hear over the phone, and auditory info isn't reliable, so how could they possibly get the address correct enough to send something to it???

it turns out, apparently, that they could hear me clearly.

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sometimes i think i wasn't made for the digital age, but then i have quests for knowledge

that i just would not have been able to pursue at any other point in history

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body paintings by Karen Turner