Tumgik
purpledisastertwin900 · 19 hours
Text
(Little late with Day 2)
Day 2! Eclipse!!
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
purpledisastertwin900 · 19 hours
Text
i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side
284K notes · View notes
purpledisastertwin900 · 22 hours
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
leo thought he just looked like that
540 notes · View notes
purpledisastertwin900 · 23 hours
Text
listen,,, if you leave six ninja on a flying boat for long enough they will come up with their own memes and inside jokes
“kai would hit on a sexy lamp”
one time lloyd dressed an actual lamp in a dress with a mini skirt and kai was so sleep deprived that he hit on it
when anyone does anything bad, they go sit in the corner of shame. theres a sign
saying lloyd is twelve no matter how old he gets
kai: sorry lloyd you cant come fight with us youre like twelve lloyd: im sixteen
jay: sorry lloyd you cant come clubbing with us you’re like twelve lloyd: ?? im twenty??
zane: i shouldnt use such big words, lloyd is only twelve lloyd: IM THIRTY THREE HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER
mix and matching parts of old uniforms and excusing it with “its called fashion”
making up parts that zane needs to keep up to date
nya: zane, is your thermalhydrothingabob functioning smoothly?
cole: zane’s been pretty slow lately, maybe his popcornjpgwhatsit is broken
lloyd: zane! better make sure your chickentron is updated!
stacking things on wu’s hat while he’s asleep. cole and nya are tied at 8
“morro made me do it”
this one is lloyd only and its definitely a coping mechanism so leave him be
lloyd: *breaks something* morro made me do it
kai: who ate the last cookie? lloyd: morro made me do it
jay: you look like you havent slept?? lloyd: morro made me do it
pls go get therapy lloyd
green ninja competitions similar to the ones in season 1 where they decide who gets to be the green ninja. lloyd is the judge
if someone (usually jay or lloyd) starts a disney or dreamworks song, everyone has to join in
wu once walked in on lloyd and kai singing “the plagues” from prince of egypt with absolutely no context, and walked right back out
exaggerated non swearing around lloyd
*someone finds out a new piece of information” wonder what else sensei hasnt told us
their pizza order changes every night and its always terrible
“yo can i get a hawaiian pizza with pineapple and sardines, deliver to the destinys bounty”
“yah id like a none pizza with left beef deliver to the destinys bounty”
“can i have one slice of pizza, but, like, with every topping you have on it. deliver to the destinys bounty”
“alright im gonna go to the store” “only bad things happen when we split up”
“whats the weirdest place you can find lloyd asleep” competitions. dareth is the judge. its been weeks and lloyd has no idea
they copy old memes too
kai: im going to taco bell you want anything lloyd: i want my dad back kai: yah i got like 12 dollars
nya: jay was found dead in miami cole: is he okay nya: he’s alright but he’s dead
jay: remember to drink your respect women juice guys!
“the singles club” thats permanently occupied by lloyd and cole, and the others have all been part of it at some point. they have meetings.
“how dare you break color coordination” when anyone wears anything other than their usual color
“well, we kept kai”
variants include “well, we kept lloyd” and “well i kept all of you” (said by wu, once, and the others were in shock for ten minutes and then laughed for five minutes straight)
regarding nya as the best thing since sliced bread
3K notes · View notes
purpledisastertwin900 · 23 hours
Text
Tumblr media
Tomska going hard on Twitter again.
168K notes · View notes
purpledisastertwin900 · 23 hours
Text
please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person
156K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
rights received
399K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
25K notes · View notes
Text
When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney
It’s like,
have
Tumblr media
you
Tumblr media
seen
Tumblr media
what
Tumblr media
Disney
Tumblr media
has
Tumblr media
done
Tumblr media
before?
Tumblr media
For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.
Tumblr media
2M notes · View notes
Text
Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me
48K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
85K notes · View notes
Text
Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it
Tumblr media
458K notes · View notes
Text
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
323K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
60K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
Knowledge is empowering
116K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
Donnie's Ocean Adventure 🌊🐢💜
3K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
29K notes · View notes