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phrasing of this is taking me out

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pick one you bald genderless idiot

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Getting dressed like hmmm will this drive lesbians to have lustful thoughts about me or do i need to change?

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i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

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We need kink at pride because “kink” isn’t just kink. “Kink” is:

That boy wearing jeans that are too tight

Your neighbors and their “friend” that lives with them

Having a beard and wearing a skirt

Wearing any kind of choker

Literally anything else they decide goes against the “norm”, and it can be literally anything. That is why we need kink at pride.

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Every time I see some moral panic article about how some alarming % of teens admit to vaping or smoking or doing drugs or whatever, I think about that time in 9th grade when school handed us a survey on substance use, told us we had to fill it out, and me and a half dozen friends reported that we’d been habitual users of heroin, cocaine, and acid since the age of 9.

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life is the fia and i am esteban ocon at the 2023 bahrain gp

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gmail is like SPAM FOLDER: hi dear its your grandmother who has been emailing you for years because shes not that good at using whatsapp look at this link do you want to come over this week NORMAL NOT SPAM FOLDER: Quora Digest: Are There People In South America? Experts Answer

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lewis hamilton could write the declaration of independence but alexander hamilton could never write a roscoelovescoco instagram caption

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if I ever make a mistake in English that’s because I’m a mysterious sexy foreigner btw and not because I’ve been turning the sentence over in my mind for so long that I’ve become completely unable to tell how it sounds

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this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

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Vessel is still the best music album ive heard in my entire life

#twenty one pilots #vessel