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you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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you know you're about to see at least some tits. AT LEAST.
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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?
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light me up g
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But babe you love being gaslit
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somebody PLEASE find the gif of the guy with the really stiff pants slamming a girl on a bed or whatever
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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
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"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.
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They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.
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