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- the music we make is unnatural but it sounds just like falling in love

paring: megumi x stepmother!reader

a/n: everyone is aged up because this might be nsfw! third years, second years, and first years are 20!

a/n: I kinda gave up in the end and I didn’t proofread but enjoy and feel free to send me asks! i don’t know if Tumblr is working so maybe she’ll see it

this is for @tobios-housewife

i honestly love her writing and felt so welcomed by her and her blog. i thought i would give my shot at writing and im dedicating this piece to her. its not great but i hope you like it! this was supposed to be for christmas but i hated everything i wrote but i did like this. so sorry for the long-ass wait but im in a good mental place to start posting

Megumi couldn’t help the eye roll that came when you asked if he wanted to go on a walk with you. You always tried to get him to do things with you when his father was away on business and you finished all the housework. His father should’ve known that his wife would be lonely after so long but he usually came after 3 days, never later than that. 

So it was strange that the next morning, on the 4th day, his father was nowhere to be seen. Megumi was used to waking up and sitting down on the left side of the table, never top or bottom. You would fix breakfast and sit down near Megumi after fixing the plates. His father would be silent and just eat without saying anything. Megumi would do the same. After breakfast, Megumi would be off to do his own thing and wouldn’t see you until dinner.

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a spy is very difficult to stop once she has found what makes her unique.

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Yelena bowed her head in a mocking way, before wiping the blood off her face. “I’m Yelena, the black widow. I’m kinda famous or whatever. What about you?” She asked with a curious look in her eyes.

Yelena would be off doing her own thing but it was refreshing to talk to someone who wasn’t trying to kill her or the other way around.

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Yelena left a bored sigh before leaning back against the couch, taking a quick glance at the dead target. They were all the same in the end. They talk a big game and wave their little knife around but before you know it, they’re begging on their knees for their mercy. It was boring for Yelena but a job is a job.

After waiting for a few minutes, Yelena heard a bunch of yelling and maybe a shot. With nothing better to do, Yelena thought it would be a good idea to check it out. She tried wiping the little blood dots off her face, only smearing it. It didn’t take long for Yelena to find the problem, she soon found herself on the ground with a pain in her body.

Hearing someone asked a question, Yelena slowly lifted her head up before coming face-to-face with a girl. “Beside the pain, I think I’m okay but I’m a little confused on why you ran into me”

“I… wasn’t looking where I was going,” Laura replied shrugging. “I was distracted.” She asked and blinked at the blonde woman “You are covered in blood…” but it wasn’t her own that much she could tell. “Who are you?”

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Natasha: is four a lot ?

Yelena: depends on the context.

Yelena: Murders, no.

Yelena: dollars, yes.

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a.. a family..

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Yelena left a bored sigh before leaning back against the couch, taking a quick glance at the dead target. They were all the same in the end. They talk a big game and wave their little knife around but before you know it, they're begging on their knees for their mercy. It was boring for Yelena but a job is a job.

After waiting for a few minutes, Yelena heard a bunch of yelling and maybe a shot. With nothing better to do, Yelena thought it would be a good idea to check it out. She tried wiping the little blood dots off her face, only smearing it. It didn't take long for Yelena to find the problem, she soon found herself on the ground with a pain in her body.

Hearing someone asked a question, Yelena slowly lifted her head up before coming face-to-face with a girl. "Beside the pain, I think I'm okay but I'm a little confused on why you ran into me"

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Laura had taken a bike to escape the mutant hunters, and she was pretty sure she had out-pedal them, she had been on the bike for a good hour now but before lowering her guard she focused on her hearing, her sense of smell, taking her eyes off the street for just a moment to try and focus, when she looked back it was just in time to break before hitting a woman but she had to jump off the bike to avoid the collision. “Hey!” She called out though it was as much her fault so she took a deep breath. “You okay?”

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Léa Seydoux Interview (x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)

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Le Roman de ma femme (2011) dir.Jamshed Usmonov

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Cannes 2013

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Yelena couldn't believe how her day was going so far. She was ask to watch someone but she had no idea it would be the famous Erik Lehnsherr. Yelena was a big fan of Erik's work and what he stood for. She believed in mutants having equal rights like regular humans. Yelena knew it may never happen but she still had hope. "Like you said, humans are fragile. They want someone to save them but when that someone refuses to submit, the people fear for their lives."

New York… It had been too long and too many memories and betrayals of his kind, the superior kind. The world wanted mutants, they needed to be saved but they had to control the narrative and Magneto had spent too many years being someone else’s puppet. “The world wants to be saved, it needs it. Humans are too fragile, too singular minded to truly control anything.” It was too easy to manipulate the nearby metal, it was as part of Erik as his arm or his eyes. “Now, tell me why you think the world wants these characters in costumes instead of their future?” Mutants were what was next in the world and nothing could stop evolution. 

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"The city is quite boring to me but meeting you was fun." Yelena joked, the little tooth gap more noticeable. "But you should try to clear your mind in a much safer way. Hang out with some friends or some shit like that." Yelena may be a psychopath but she did have a soft side for some people. She believed in protecting people who couldn't protect themselves.

"Where do you work at?" Yelena asked becoming curious of the girl next to her. She couldn't help but look up at the stars and take notes of how they shine bright tonight. The night was always her favorite time to work or relax. It was the only time where she could be herself.

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Lexi had gotten off work late for the second time in a row this week. Her boss was really making her pay for the one day she was late. Shaking her head, she heads out of Vought Tower and wraps her arms around herself, tightening her jacket slightly as she does.

The brunette's too wrapped up in her thoughts to notice much of anything happening around her. What she doesn't realize is that there's a man trailing her for about a block. When she hears a sharp cry of pain, she whirls and looks at the scene behind her with wide eyes. Her eyes flicker between the woman and the man who's now on the ground, clutching his arm to his chest.

"Thank you.... I think....?" Lexi whispers, confusion filling her features.

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Yelena took little breaths before lowering her gun, sliding it in her jacket. She heard the name before and knew he was not a man to be messed with. "I'm sorry for the outburst, my anger can get the best of me sometimes. My name is Yelena Belova, the one who was suppose to keep this whole thing together but that didn't work out well."

Yelena couldn't help but laugh a little at her own words, the little gap between her front teeth more noticeable. She didn't feel so bad about the mission anymore but she knew her payment was gonna suffer because of it. "I'm very curious on why you're here, care to explain?"

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Hammerhead had been carefully watching as a rival gang leader and his crew were heading back to their hang out. It would be so easy to take them out right there and now but he wanted to make sure that he had a decent shot at him. He loaded his gun and took a breath as he prepared to pull the trigger. When the rival leader got into just the right spot Hammerhead took the shot and was a little surprised when it actually hit it's intended target rather than one of the other members of the rival gang. As the other members pulled their guns out and tried to find their leader's shooter he took aim once more taking out the second command and two of the lower members before quickly taking his leave. If he stayed any longer than it was possible that he'd be gunned down and that wasn't something he wanted to do.

"Holly shit I can't believe it, I actually did it. This couldn't have gone any better well actually it could have but I'll take what I can get." He chuckled to himself before removing the clip from his gun. Then he took a breath and hide the gun before making his way back to his car.

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*   𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐄  𝐄𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇  𝐋𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐂  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 .

I  LOVE  YOU .

‘  it’s  not  true .  ’

‘  tell  me  i’ve  been  lied  to .  ’

‘  crying  isn’t  like  you .  ’

‘  what  the  hell  did  i  do ?  ’

‘  nothing  has  to  change  today .  ’

‘  you  didn’t  mean  to  say  ‘i  love  you’ .  ’

‘  i  love  you  and  i  don’t  want  to .  ’

‘  i  didn’t  mean  to  make  you  cry .  ’

‘  i  can’t  escape  the  way  i  love  you .  ’

ILOMILO .

‘  told  you  not  to  worry ,  but  maybe  that’s  a  lie .  ’

‘  honey ,  what’s  the  hurry ?  ’

‘  they’re  never  gonna  give  you  love  like  ours .  ’

‘  i  don’t  wanna  be  lonely .  ’

‘  show  me  the  way  home .  ’

‘  i  tried  not  to  upset  you .  ’

‘  i  couldn’t  love  someone  ‘cause  i  might  break .  ’

‘  i  just  wanted  to  protect  you ,  but  now  i’ll  never  get  to .  ’

WHEN  THE  PARTY’S  OVER .

‘  don’t  you  know  i’m  no  good  for  you ?  ’

‘  i’ve  learned  to  lose  you ,  can’t  afford  to .  ’

‘  nothing  ever  stops  you  leaving .  ’

‘  don’t  you  know  too  much  already ?  ’

‘  i’ll  only  hurt  you  if  you  let  me .  ’

‘  call  me  friend ,  but  keep  me  closer .  ’

‘  call  me  back .  ’

‘  nothing  is  better  sometimes .  ’

‘  let’s  just  let  it  go .  ’

‘  let  me  let  you  go .  ’

WATCH .

‘  if  we  were  meant  to  be ,  we  would  have  been  by  now .  ’

‘  all  i  see  is  you  right  now .  ’

‘  i’ll  sit  and  watch  your  car  burn  with  the  fire  that  you  started  in  me .  ’

‘  your  love  feels  so  fake .  ’

‘  my  demands  aren’t  high  to  make .  ’

‘  if  i  could  get  to  sleep ,  i  would  have  slept  by  now .  ’

‘  when  you  call  my  name ,  do  you  think  i’ll  come  running ?  ’

‘  you’re  so  good  at  giving  me  nothing .  ’

‘  when  you  close  your  eyes ,  do  you  picture  me ?  ’

‘  when  you  fantasize ,  am  i  your  fantasy ?  ’

8 .

‘  i  know  you  don’t  care ,  but  can  you  listen ?  ’

‘  so  i  think  i  better  go .  ’

‘  i  never  really  know  how  to  please  you .  ’

‘  you’re  looking  at  me  like  i’m  see-through .  ’

‘  i  just  never  know  how  you  feel .  ’

‘  do  you  even  feel  anything ?  ’

‘  don’t  treat  me  badly .  ’

‘  i  know  you’re  not  sorry .  why  should  you  be ?  ’

‘  who  am  i  to  be  in  love  when  your  love  never  is  for  me ?  ’

WISH  YOU  WERE  GAY .

‘  baby ,  i  don’t  feel  so  good .  ’

‘  i’ll  never  let  you  go .  ’

‘  i  just  wanna  make  you  feel  okay .  ’

‘  i  just  wanna  make  you  feel  okay ,  but  all  you  do  is  look  the  other  way .  ’

‘  i  can’t  tell  you  how  much  i  wish  i  didn’t  wanna  stay .  ’

‘  i  just  kinda  wish  you  were  gay .  ’

‘  is  there  a  reason  we’re  not  through ?  ’

‘  how  am  i  supposed  to  make  you  feel  okay  when  all  you  do  is  walk  the  other  way ?  ’

‘  i’m  so  selfish .  ’

‘  you  make  me  feel  helpless .  ’

BITCHES  BROKEN  HEARTS .

‘  you  can  pretend  you  don’t  miss  me .  ’

‘  you  can  pretend  you  don’t  care .  ’

‘  all  you  wanna  do  is  kiss  me .  ’

‘  what  a  shame  i’m  not  there .  ’

‘  what  is  it  you  want ?  ’

‘  you  can  lie ,  but  i  know  that  you’re  not  fine .  ’

‘  every  time  you  talk  it’s  all  about  me ,  but  you  swear  i’m  not  on  your  mind .  ’

‘  somebody  new  is  gonna  comfort  you  like  you  want  me  to .  ’

‘  somebody  new  is  gonna  comfort  me  like  you  never  do .  ’

‘  i’m  the  one  that  got  away .  ’

‘  i  guess  being  lonely  fits  me .  ’

‘  you  were  made  for  begging  ‘stay’ .  ’

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Léa Seydoux on TF1, 2015

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Léa Seydoux photographed in Cannes for Vanity Fair Italia, 05 June 2019.

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New/old outtake of Léa photographed by Marcel Hartmann, 2015.