qin-shi-king

[qin-shi-king]

"Not heartless? I bet nothing beats in thag chest of yours. You were ready to drown my empire because you felt threatened by my words and that isn't cruel or heartless? And I know I am more desirable than you... One look should be enough to know that."

"Go on then, try me."

I am hereby making a formal complaint about sea creatures.

Excuse my chinese but what in the FUCK were you and your wife thinking with some of these.

Sincerely,

Qin Shi Huang

We were thinking about sex. Mainly. And then she got pregnant. But you should already know how that works considering your 204721047229 concubines.

-Poseidon

#qinking #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #record of ragnarok roleplay #ror roleplay #{no more eyes i ran out of panels-} #{they should make out rn/hj}

[qin-shi-king]

"For someone so cold, you do waste a lot of time on me."

"And why are you judging my affairs if you were no different? Men and women in your bed is no different than if they were in mine... Well they'd be more satisfied with me."

"Don't test me."

I am hereby making a formal complaint about sea creatures.

Excuse my chinese but what in the FUCK were you and your wife thinking with some of these.

Sincerely,

Qin Shi Huang

We were thinking about sex. Mainly. And then she got pregnant. But you should already know how that works considering your 204721047229 concubines.

-Poseidon

#<this is so fun fr> #{IT REALLY IS♡} #qinking #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #record of ragnarok rp #ror roleplay

[qin-shi-king]

Qin how about we not fight with Poseidon ok? I don't wanna see you harm your pretty face! (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)(Both of you are hot)

—Moon Anon♡

"Pff... I'll be fine, bao!" He chuckles, smiling. To him this almost seems like a game of 'who will have the last word' more than anything.

#qinking #record of ragnarok rp #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #ror roleplay #{moon♡}

[qin-shi-king]

"It isn't my fault you never indulged in the full length of lust. Why settle for one love when I can have more than I could ever need."

"You are beneath us, you are an ignorant and egotistical god. Of course you cannot rise above me nor Sasaki. If you had only ever let someone other than that wife of yours be close, maybe you would have understood where the swordsman came from."

I am hereby making a formal complaint about sea creatures.

Excuse my chinese but what in the FUCK were you and your wife thinking with some of these.

Sincerely,

Qin Shi Huang

We were thinking about sex. Mainly. And then she got pregnant. But you should already know how that works considering your 204721047229 concubines.

-Poseidon

#{watch them wake up in bed together with Amphy between them-} #{the girls are fighting fr fr} #qinking #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #record of ragnarok rp #ror roleplay #{SASAKI REALLY WON BECAUSE OF THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP-}

[qin-shi-king]

The beef with qin shi huang and poseidon is something i would never have thought i would see! (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠)

{i couldn't handle not rp as moon anymore im bored HEJEH}

—Moon Anon ♡

"Well I do find it amusing in a way but do not worry, that fish is no match for me."

#qinking #record of ragnarok rp #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #ror roleplay #{moon♡}

[qin-shi-king]

He shrugs, "Just lovers, no one important to my heart. While on the topic of your brother, plot armor you say, I say he simply didn't cut it as king nor god. Drowing china or my empire now would only punish the living, I am dead remember? But unlike your brother and yourself, I'm alive in terms of heaven."

"Have you ever thought about why you two lost? That you both were just underneath the likes of humanity and way to ignorant to see that?"

"I am hotter than you."

I am hereby making a formal complaint about sea creatures.

Excuse my chinese but what in the FUCK were you and your wife thinking with some of these.

Sincerely,

Qin Shi Huang

We were thinking about sex. Mainly. And then she got pregnant. But you should already know how that works considering your 204721047229 concubines.

-Poseidon

#{so is he I bet-} #qinking #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #ror roleplay #record of ragnarok roleplay #<I like that their beefing fr> #{It's funny ngl}

[qin-shi-king]

"Ha! You must be delusional if you think I would have interest in someone like you. Besides if you know of my history, you know where you'd end up... in a similar fashion to your brother, maybe you want that hm? I have no care for your three children, an actual king would have more beautiful children instead of whatever the ocean bears."

I am hereby making a formal complaint about sea creatures.

Excuse my chinese but what in the FUCK were you and your wife thinking with some of these.

Sincerely,

Qin Shi Huang

We were thinking about sex. Mainly. And then she got pregnant. But you should already know how that works considering your 204721047229 concubines.

-Poseidon

#qinking #record of ragnarok rp #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #ror roleplay #{amphy doms them both-}

[qin-shi-king]

"Right right... because I wasn't able to defeat a god, right? But I agree your wife shouldn't be blamed for your monstrous offspring, I am surprised that she would even settle for something as lowly as you. Any woman, even man, could choose much better."

I am hereby making a formal complaint about sea creatures.

Excuse my chinese but what in the FUCK were you and your wife thinking with some of these.

Sincerely,

Qin Shi Huang

We were thinking about sex. Mainly. And then she got pregnant. But you should already know how that works considering your 204721047229 concubines.

-Poseidon

#{and then they kissed} #{They should-} #qinking #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #record of ragnarok rp #ror roleplay

[qin-shi-king]

"I can quite understand... How sad to see that both of your genes are simple disgusting beasts. Truly remarkable. "

I am hereby making a formal complaint about sea creatures.

Excuse my chinese but what in the FUCK were you and your wife thinking with some of these.

Sincerely,

Qin Shi Huang

We were thinking about sex. Mainly. And then she got pregnant. But you should already know how that works considering your 204721047229 concubines.

-Poseidon

#qinking #record of ragnarok roleplay #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #ror roleplay #{the kings are beefing}

[qin-shi-king]

I'd like to have such a taste drip all over me, if you'd allow it, darling.

— Saturn anon 🪐

"Only of you get me to drip, darling..."

#qinking #record of ragnarok rp #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #ror roleplay #{saturn♡}

[qin-shi-king]

Opinion on dad(Adam)

"He seems to be a fine man, quite loyal to his wife and kids! I don't think I'd consider him my father despite everything but he does strike me as a good man."

#qinking #record of ragnarok rp #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #ror roleplay

[qin-shi-king]

You are sooo pretty

"Why thank you.." He tilts his head with a smile.

#qinking #record of ragnarok rp #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #ror roleplay

[qin-shi-king]

I'll never be too drunk to enjoy the taste of bliss you put on my tongue.

— Saturn anon 🪐

"I sincerely hope you can handle my taste on more than your tounge, it be a waste to only allow you such a minimum."

#qinking #record of ragnarok rp #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #ror roleplay #{saturn♡}

[qin-shi-king]

So hows the complaint with Poseidon?

"I have formally complained and await his answer." He smiles.

#qinking #record of ragnarok rp #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #ror roleplay

[qin-shi-king]

What do you think of sunfish? Nom or no nom?

(they're so ugly i cant)

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"I am going to send a complaint to Poseidon."

#qinking #record of ragnarok rp #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #ror roleplay #{no nom-}

[qin-shi-king]

Your like fine wine, the more of you I drink up, my mind just keeps getting more dizzy.

— Saturn anon 🪐

Qin Shi puts a hand to his lips, chuckling lightly, "My My... quite the flattery, do be careful or you'll be too drunk to get a real taste."

#qinking #record of ragnarok rp #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #ror roleplay #{saturn♡}

[qin-shi-king]

Sir can I just nom nom on you…I don’t how the hell to express what I’m try to do..but just..nom nom

"Uhm..." He blinks confused, behind his blindfold, before shrugging, "Go ahead, a king obliges his peoples wishes."

#qinking #record of ragnarok rp #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #ror roleplay