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he lets me hit bc i say shit like ‘alas’

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Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

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We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆

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LISTEN 👏 UP 👏 SLUTS 👏 : On the 1st 🥇 Day of Christmas 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

BE 👏 NOT 👏 AFRAID 👏 BITCH 👏👼🏼: On the 🥈nd Day of Christmas 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

I 👏 BRING 👏 YOU 👏 GOOD 👏 TIDINGS 👏 OF 👏 GREAT 👏 DICK 👼🏼: On the 🥉rd Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

DICK 👏 THE 👏 HALLS 👏 BITCH 🎄🎀: On the ⓸th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

GO 👏 TELL 👏 IT 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 MOUNTAIN 🏔🏔🏔: On the 𝟝th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

JINGLE 👏 THOSE 👏 BALLS 👏 BITCH 🔔🔔: On the ❻th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

HARK 👏 THE 👏 PARTY 👏 BITCHES 👏 SING 👏👼🏼: On the 𝟟th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

O 👏 CUM 👏 ALL 👏 YE 👏 BITCHES 👏 ✨: On the ⓼th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 8️⃣tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

JOY 👏 TO 👏 THE 👏 GURLS 👏 THE 👏 BOIS 👏 HAVE 👏 CUM 👏 🌟: On the 𝟿th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

HAVE 👏 YOURSELF 👏 A 👏 SLUTTY 👏 LITTLE 👏 CHRISTMAS 👏🎄🎁 : On the ❶⓪th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

FA 👏 WHO 👏 FORAZE 👏 BITCH 👏 💚: On the 𝟙𝟙th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

YOU 👏 THERE 👏 SLUT 👏 , WHAT 👏 DAY 👏 IS 👏 IT? 🎅🏼🎄: On the 𝟏𝟐th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 1️⃣2️⃣ cummers 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 cumming 🍄💦, 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 🍆💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. MERRY THOTMAS 🎄🎅🏼 YOU FILTHY SLUTS 💃 🥵😩💁🏻‍♀️!!!! Please cherish your friends and loved ones on this special day.

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aita for biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you

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hey, don't cry. 1 million transgender vampires on earth. okay?

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I get horny and go to a porn site and hten I get really scare cause they’re naked and so i close my copmuter and start crying

#stede bonnet

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this was hanging in the scarves section, i thought it might be some bizarre wedding trinket as at first i only saw half of Edward’s face- when unfolded this nightmare came to confront me

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Man Who Thinks Primarily Of Fucknasty Gay Sex Throughout The Work Day Living In Constant Fear Of Freudian Slip

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what do i even do on here

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stede, propping his feet on a table: so i heard you like bad boys 

ed: no? where did you hear that? 

stede, immediately taking his feet off the table: oh thank god that felt terrible

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/gen did queen elizabeth did something problematic recently or are people just celebrating her death bc she's rich and a royal ? Asking bc i havent seen any callouts or negative headlines about her recently

she ships reylo hope that helps

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guess i’m here now hi guys