the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you
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saw a tweet. obviously that meant spending 3 hours editing it
og thread by @/IdahoBones
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This is some "of course we're diverse, Susan from accounting is goth" type mindset.
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I think we as a website are sleeping on the potential of Microsoft teams default memes
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who is she and what’s her phone number
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happy easter from the united states :)
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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.
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people are always asking Why did you tour an abandoned factory for work and not How was the abandoned factory Was the abandoned factory fun
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a gentle reminder
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This might look like a relatively straightforward 3D metal puzzle, but it holds a secret: if you put some of its pieces together in the right way, it’ll turn into a functioning gun.
If you take about 20 of the pieces in this 125-piece puzzle and put them together properly, you’ll have a fully-functional single-shot .45 caliber handgun
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