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Manon: With wet hair you look like you're from the little mermaid

Aelin: I know. I'm gorgeous

Manon: you look like Ursula The Sea Witch

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Elide: Wow, your legs look great in those pants

Lorcan: you should see me without them!

Elide: ...

Elide: why would you take off your legs???

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ToG characters as conversations I've had with my friends

Elide: I'm sorry but I'm really cold, I have to go

Dorian: I'm sorry but I have allergies, I need to go inside

Aelin: I'm sorry but I don't want to be here, I have to go

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Mom: You think that Chaol is perfect now, but in 20 years you will look at this and be like-

Me: Look kids, that's your father!

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"Don't judge a book by it's cover" they say.

See, if it's going to sit on my shelves for an eternity until I read it, if it's pretty that's okay.

If it's a good book with an ugly cover: fine.

If it's a bad book with a pretty cover: at least it's pretty.

But if it's a bad book with an ugly cover that sucks.

So moral of the story you can't go wrong with a pretty book

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Cassian: Azriel, how do you manage to stay calm all the time?

Azriel: I don't get into arguments with stupid people. I just say "you're right" and hide in the shadows

Cassian: That's so dumb! Why would you-

Azriel: You're right! *disappears*

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ToG character's feelings about the coronavirus

Aelin: Would purposely catch it just so she could give it to people she doesn't like

Dorian: Freaking out and hoarding books and hand sanitizer

Manon: Laughing at everyone, especially Dorian

Lorcan: Hiding Elide and spoils her so she doesn't have to go out

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Cassian: Ouch, I think I just pulled a muscle

Nesta: You can't pull what you don't have

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When Sarah said The Nessian book would have a lot of sex I was like YES

And then I realized... what if it's Nesta and some random guy and not Cassian???

NOOOOO

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I don’t understand how my brain works.

I remember all of Aelin’s names, about 1000 ridiculously long and weird character names, long qoutes and entire scenes and basically all of Acomaf

yet when I try to remember one single vocabulary it stops working

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Normal prople when they propose: I’m going to make everything extra beautiful!

Rhys: I’m going to send her to steal her ring, where she will almost die and be covered in hair, then she will vomit and plot twist: I’m not going to tell her anything. She will love it!

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Aelin: I see something beautiful when I look into your eyes

Rowan: I'm a bad boy but awww fireheart...

Aelin: My reflection

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Acotar Characters on TikTok

Feyre: Paints things 24/7

Rhys: Does nothing but look good and still has the most followers

Cassian: Does Pranks

Azriel: Explains how to fight, but everyone just watches it because he's hot

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Aelin: This isn't really fun

Rowan: Aelin, it's a funeral

Aelin: I thought it would be more like a fun-eral

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Aelin: What's it called when you kill a friend?

HOMIECIDE!

Rowan: Murder.

Aelin: HOMIECIDE

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Rowan: Since I'll be gone for a week, here is some advice.

Rowan: Aelin stop doing that applies to everything

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Rhys: So Nesta, what are you allergic to?

Nesta: Pine nuts. Oh, and the full spectrum of emotions