But never have I been a calm blue sea. I have always been a storm.
Stevie Nicks, āStorms,ā Tusk
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āSlow and steady wins the raceā is not the fucking moral of The Tortoise and the Hare. Try ādonāt be a smug, haughty asshole and disregard people lacking obvious advantagesā or āpersistence and effort can be powerful on their ownā. The tortoise didnāt win because he was slow and steady, he won because the hare looked down on him as his inferior.
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If you ever feel like you must be the most unobservant person in the world, remember: I once spent half a year failing to notice that my new favourite restaurant was a money-laundering front for the Ukrainian mafia.
(I didnāt think anything of it at the time, but in retrospect, the fact that it was always dead no matter the time of day - I think the busiest I ever saw it was five people, myself included - well, that should have been a tipoff. Also, the waitstaff kept calling me āMr. Prokopetzā, which I had assumed was just part of the restaurantās gimmick, but given that āProkopetzā is a Ukrainian surname, Iām now force to wonder whether theyād thought I was, you know, in the business. I just liked the pierogi!)
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I hope our daughters are born with so much fire in their souls, they could put volcanoes and stars to shame.
Nikita Gill, Girls Made of Fire
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being born in 97/98/99 is frustrating bc likeā¦ are we millenials?? Maybe! Are we generation Z?? Maybe!! Are we 90s kids? Not really! Are we emotionally and mentally stable? No t rea lly
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HELLO THIS IS A REMINDER THAT NICK MILLER, DESPITE BEING DESPERATELY IN LOVE WITH HER FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, WOULDNāT DARE KISS JESSICA DAY FOR THE FIRST TIME UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF A DUMB GAME SO WHEN SHE LITERALLY SHOUTEDĀ āJUST KISS MEā, WE WERE BLESSED ENOUGH TO HEAR HIM SHOUT THE FUCK BACKĀ āNOT LIKE THISā
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Iām done seeing nazi faces all over the internet. I prefer images of the resistance.
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But like why is there still this concept that males donāt like cute mushy romantic shit and being emotionally taken care of? Just the other day I was cuddling with my boyfriend and after admiring him for awhile I told him, āYour eyes are so beautiful, they look like mini oceansā and I swear to god I heard him squeak in embarrassment and saw his cheeks actually begin to blush. Sometimes he likes being the little spoon and although Iām half his size Iām always happy to play jet pack. If heās having a bad day he knows he can lay his head on my shoulder and just bawl his eyes out and I wonāt think any less of him. Guys have emotional needs and want to feel loved and taken care of too yanno.
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I canāt believe they oblitered straight men like that
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what do you mean your family doesnt speak english? how do you comunicate?
i know this may sound surprising for a lot of you, but english isnāt the only language in the world
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