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god i really thought you people were lying about laios and kabru just for the sake of pretending like there is a gay little thing going on when its questionably textual at best but this shit is for real fascinating. unprecedented. master manipulator kabru playing both sides operating behind six layers of sublimated yaoi to obsessively plot laios' downfall. and on the other side of the coin notable Grade A Grass-Fed Freak laios touden experiencing a completely normal crush on the first pretty man to demonstrate polite interest in his passions and hobbies. i can only imagine laios is gonna be out here milking minotaurs like 'hm. if kabru was here now...i wonder if he would enjoy this too..... that would be nice (:' whilst kabru is pacing a deep furrow in the cobblestones clear on the other side of the dungeon vowing up and down that he will commit to sucking laios' dick meat clean off the bone if it might bring him one step closer to seeing his head on a pike

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Happy Stanley Day!!

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Hey uhhh quick question....

when did Kabru x Laios ship art go from "hehe look at these silly idiots, how cute" to

"LAIOS LITERALLY EATS KABRU IN A SENSUAL WAY"

it evolved into cannibalism and i don't know why I'm even surprised tbh.

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Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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more tipsy quotes from my bestie who just started the chimera ant arc (pray for her):

“aw what’s this? this looks cute! is that blanket man?!” (the first shot of season 5 with gon and killua standing near an ant mound seeing kite for the first time)

“is this guy trying to find his dad too?” (about Kite)

“gon is extroverted as fuck. gon decided he was in love with killua at first sight and decided to follow him up assassin mountain” (about ging being ‘shy and stubborn’)

“aww stop it! we love bats! they’re the rats of the sky…” (about the queen ant eating a bat)

“do you think killua is just living his best life with gon as his tulpa?” (don’t ask)

“i don’t know if i like this guy yet. all i know is he kills ants and is friends with ging” (about kite)

“that guys giving finn from adventure time after growing up and drinking a lot of beer” (about monta yuras)

“do you think gon is ging’s clone? do you think ging doesn’t exist because gon is ging?” (i don’t know, she got a little too into the pregnancy stone theory)

“i did not expect the villain in this chapter to be a giant chimera ant that sounds like kurapika” (about the queen ant)

“every time i feel like i have this anime figured out it turns into something different. like how did we end up with giant ants” (self explanatory)

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The new Dungeon Meshi episode was so bisexual. You looked at Laios and he's having some gay times with Toshiro and Kabru, you looked at Falin and she's showing her whole harptities in front of Marcille and Toshiro. Best episode in the whole season in my opinion.

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I got home kinda late today and my roommate was ordering chicken wings and she offered me some so I was like "yippee a perfect snack for my weekly watch of dungeon meshi" and um. certainly it was an immersive choice.

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My favorite Dungeon Meshi episode, “dragon lady ft. an autistic person’s worst nightmare” is here

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dungeon meshi.... madoka....?

#puella magi dungeon meshi

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Kinda love how everyone was busy searching for survivors and doing resurrection magic while Laios and Shuro were just beating the shit out of each other in the background. true fight to death in the denny's parking lot vibes

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marcille didn't even BLINK she saw falin transformed into a terrifying chimera with the blood of their allies splattered on her, holding one of their corpses like a sack of potatoes and she went "baby do you recognize me falin please talk to me it's ok guys she's just a little confused" i mean marcille honey i love you but your girlfriend has a milf crushed under her newly acquired dragon claw

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My friend's doing PowerPoint night so I made this, here have it

#studio trigger #gurren lagann #promare #kill la kill #gif #my gifs

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i just watched the new dungeon meshi ep and the oly thing i could think about was that every time laios and kabru talked to each other it felt like that one death note scene in the coffee shop L (kabru) keeps inner monologuing but when its light's (laios) turn into one of those "death note with no internal monologue" videos

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Shuro: I tried to tell you how I felt through very subtle hints and behaviors!

Laios: IM AUTISTIC

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Dungeon meshi ep 1 to 16: yeah I can see why people interpret Laios as autistic. He’s kinda goofy and awkward and gets super passionate when talking about monsters and sometimes says the wrong thing…..

ep 17: OH.