quiet-zero

[quiet-zero]

Miorine: This is a mistake

Suletta, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Miorine: But not today

Suletta, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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[quiet-zero]

Nika: So how long have you been in love with Suletta?

Miorine: *sputters* That's disgusting. I don't even get- why would- I've never been in love with anyone anywhere. It's none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity- Suletta is my fiance, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how do I know, frankly, that you're not in love with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying the throw me off. Hmm, check and mate

#g-witch #gundam witch from mercury #incorrect g-witch quotes #incorrect sulemio quotes #miorine rembran #sulemio #nika nanaura

[quiet-zero]

Chuchu: I have an idea!

Martin: Chuchu, your last idea was murder.

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[quiet-zero]

Miorine, reading peacefully:

Chuchu, busting down the door:

Miorine, looking at her and raising her eyebrow:

Chuchu, tossing Suletta at Miorine: YEET!

Suletta: Oh h-hello, Miss Miorine!

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[quiet-zero]

Nika: Violence isn't the answer.

Chuchu: You’re right.

Nika: *sighs in relief*

Chuchu: Violence is the question.

Nika: What?

Chuchu, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Nika, running after her: NO-

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[quiet-zero]

Delling: I don't think you should be marrying my daughter.

Suletta: W-well Mister Rembran, sir, I don't think you have all the facts

Delling: Which are?

Suletta: I love her

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[quiet-zero]

Suletta: *in a high voice, holding Barbie* Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Miorine: *in a deep voice, holding Ken* Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.

Chuchu: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Miorine: Playing systematic oppression

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[quiet-zero]

Suletta: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Miorine: How can you still say that?

Suletta: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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[quiet-zero]

Shaddiq: *Gets down on one knee*

Miorine: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Shaddiq: *Falls over*

Miorine: The poison is kicking in.

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[quiet-zero]

Suletta: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave

Miorine: Believe me, I've thought about it

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[quiet-zero]

Miorine: We need to have a talk about your professionalism

Chuchu, standing on a table with Nika, Martin, Nuno, Ojelo, and Suletta: Brave words from someone standing in lava.

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[quiet-zero]

Sophie: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Suletta: Twelve, actually.

Sophie: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Suletta: Yours!

Sophie: That's right: no one's.

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[quiet-zero]

Nika: So what's it like being married to Miorine?

Suletta: Once, I asked her for a water when she was mad at me. She brought me a glass full of ice and said "Wait."

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[quiet-zero]

Suletta: Sooooo... when are you going to go out with me?

Miorine, not looking up: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

---later---

Nika: And then you just ran away?

Suletta: I didn't expect her to flirt back!

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[quiet-zero]

Nika: Hey Miorine! Your top looks great today!

Miorine: Why thank you! Yes, Suletta does look pretty great today

Suletta, blushing as red as a tomato: M-miss Miorine y-you can't just say things like that-

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[quiet-zero]

Miorine: SHUT UP. I AM GOING TO KILL THE NEXT PERSON I FUCKING SEE I SWEAR TO GOD-

Suletta, hugging Miorine from behind: Hello! Hi! I'm so happy to see you!

Earth House: *bursts into laughter*

Miorine, softly: Hey! Oh my god! Oh my god, what's going on? Hey Suletta <3

#suletta mercury #miorine rembran #sulemio #gundam witch from mercury #g-witch #incorrect g-witch quotes #incorrect sulemio quotes #source: unknown but based on the sound I took this from probably minecraft YouTube or something

[quiet-zero]

Suletta: Hey Miss Miorine! What do you call a fish with no eye?

Miorine, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Suletta: Oh...

Suletta: I was going to say a fsh

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