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quirkthieves · 3 hours
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me: monomas family hcs are perfectly solid i dont need to do anything else
me, while fucking around on my main: monoma with a twin he cant stand and thats why hes so competitive
the muse, coming up behind me:
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quirkthieves · 6 hours
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for the twin name pun idea:
yasuo (寧雄) which means "serene man" monomas name is neito (寧人) which when combined with his last name, is a pun in and of itself-- his last name is 物間 which means "among things" and is from the term for mimicry in no theater , monomane (物真似) ergo meaning that in romanization, monoma neito can be read as "monomane ito" or "mimicry man". this is the kicker though. 寧人 ALSO means "serene person" (its slightly less gendered than the one in yasuo iirc) and the "yasu" and "ne" are the same kanji, just different readings of it. its the same pun just with an extra step. copy and paste.
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quirkthieves · 7 hours
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GUYS I JUST HAD A REALLY FUNNY IDEA FOR A NAME PUN THIS MAY BE HAPPENING
me: monomas family hcs are perfectly solid i dont need to do anything else
me, while fucking around on my main: monoma with a twin he cant stand and thats why hes so competitive
the muse, coming up behind me:
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quirkthieves · 7 hours
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and keep in mind if this guy gets materialized i WILL unleash him on yall. there will be featured npc status
me: monomas family hcs are perfectly solid i dont need to do anything else
me, while fucking around on my main: monoma with a twin he cant stand and thats why hes so competitive
the muse, coming up behind me:
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quirkthieves · 8 hours
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me: monomas family hcs are perfectly solid i dont need to do anything else
me, while fucking around on my main: monoma with a twin he cant stand and thats why hes so competitive
the muse, coming up behind me:
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quirkthieves · 11 hours
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I don’t know if I’ve ever said this on here guys, but 
I AM SO FUCKING GAME FOR USING THE SAME PLOT WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS. 
someone messaged me this morning after I sent them a message late last night about a plot on their wishlist, saying that we couldn’t play it out because “somebody messaged me about it first”. I find that VERY rude, just because there are SO MANY WAYS you can go about a plot!! It doesn’t matter if you have the same plot with two people or twenty people BECAUSE there are so many angles you can play it at!! 
So I just thought I’d throw this out there, that if you see a plot on my wishlist FUCKIN MESSAGE ME. I literally do not care if I’m playing out the same plot with one person or ten people. Throw the fuckin plot at me guys. I want that plot from different angles. I do not care how many people I’m doing it with. THROW IT AT ME. 
this has been a psa. 
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quirkthieves · 13 hours
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me: monomas family hcs are perfectly solid i dont need to do anything else
me, while fucking around on my main: monoma with a twin he cant stand and thats why hes so competitive
the muse, coming up behind me:
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quirkthieves · 13 hours
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me: monomas family hcs are perfectly solid i dont need to do anything else
me, while fucking around on my main: monoma with a twin he cant stand and thats why hes so competitive
the muse, coming up behind me:
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quirkthieves · 14 hours
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me: monomas family hcs are perfectly solid i dont need to do anything else
me, while fucking around on my main: monoma with a twin he cant stand and thats why hes so competitive
the muse, coming up behind me:
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quirkthieves · 21 hours
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critical role sentence starters !!!
so… we’ll talk later.
why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?
no. no further.
this is not over. it can’t be.
try not to have too much fun without us.
i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.
it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.
you know i’m in love with you, right?
you seem… like a person. and that’s great.
those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!
i’m killing someone, hold please.
your secret is safe with my indifference.
my heart is someone else’s.
do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.
um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.
i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.
you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.
i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.
i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.
you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.
i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.
i was only gone for thirty seconds!
i encourage violence.
i can give you the means to protect them.
i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.
you’re on your own, fuckface.
a volcano is - is nature’s candle!
sometimes people go and they don’t come back.
do you spice?
so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.
i don’t want to be here if you’re not.
i told you before. no one kills you but me.
he traded his life!
i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.
i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!
i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!
yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.
don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.
i bury my shame.
i should have told you. it’s yours.
forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.
your hair’s a mess. sit still.
you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.
you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.
we’re friends, right? are we friends?
i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?
i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.
take me instead.
we walk towards glory.
that’s mine! that’s mine!
did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?
please bring him back to me.
you think you care about me?
this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?
i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.
if he’s gone i won’t be the same.
i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.
in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.
i made a choice. this is my family.
i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.
please. please. i love him as much as you do.
fix him. fix him!
i like this family. i’d like to keep it.
i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.
talk about my sister again.
it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!
i can’t have you gone. i need you here.
i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.
don’t ever fucking do that again.
you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.
i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.
i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna. 
you know, you’re getting weirder.
you and i are very different.
i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.
call me “child” one more goddamn time!
if you’re lucky, you die last.
some people have no sense of fucking honor!
i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.
thank you for believing in me.
you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!
everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?
how many fingers am i holding up?
what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.
yay! teamwork!
you fucking died!
don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!
i’m going to go get a sandwich.
you had us all very worried.
your reckless impulses will get you killed!
i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will. 
this is too fucking much.
come here, you shithead.
it has been an honor.
screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.
you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.
i’m undecided about you.
never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.
i’m not leaving him.
you’re a better man than you believe.
feel like making a home here?
you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.
sound off if you’re alive.
it’s not going to work.
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quirkthieves · 24 hours
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Monoma's nose crinkles as Midoriya continues, all too much like a cat being presented with an unfavorable treat, eyes narrowed in a disdainful glare that seemed to say: Why are you giving me this?
He goes to further emphasize how he wasn't doing that, but Midoriya steals the words from his mouth. Instead he turns his head to the side, flustered by how easily he had been outmaneuvered. Tch.
"Hah! Only you would think of verbal abuse as a viable training activity. If you just want me to stand there and insult you, you don't even have to bother reserving the training grounds." Really, the audacity! "Your quirk is a blank. I see no reason in sparring with you."
" um, no .. ? " frankly, you should've expected a reaction like this. but monoma isn't aware of the impact he had on you during the joint training session. his words helped bring blackwhip out, even when they were .. a tad cruel. he provoked you (similar to how shinso did back in the sports festival), using your protectiveness for your friends against you.
that emotion you felt from his words spurred blackwhip to activate. it did .. go out of control .. but at least it was done in a safe place with teachers supervising. plus uraraka was incredible with her quick thinking and shinso's brainwash helped sedate the overwhelming power of blackwhip ! " look, i know you weren't intending to help me. but you did. so thank you for pushing me to do better ! let's spar again sometime, yeah ? "
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quirkthieves · 1 day
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She had beaten him before, but that was no reason to underestimate him. After all, this time she had no gas mask, no Tetsutetsu, and no idea of how stable this kid might really be.
Who the hell broke into juvie, anyways? And who gave this guy a gun?
Kendou's managed to keep the air around her relatively clear, thanks to using slightly enlarged hands as fans, but it didn't give her much ability to move in close and actually fight. The acrid smell was making her eyes water.
Through the fog, her eyes land on the gun once more, but this time, her notice is that of just how small his hands are, with the blunted fingertips of a kid. Something gnaws at Kendou just a little bit, how close in size he was to her little brother, how his voice had started cracking the same way.
"Hey, baddie..." She doesn't have a ton of breath to spare, falling back a little so she can wave the gas clear more easily. "...How old are you, anyways?"
@quirkthieves gets mustard.
" y'know, i expected more from students from such a prestigious school. are you not embarrassed ? " slowly, the gas (a powerful incapacitating agent) forms a large cloud, spreading to anyone near you. god, you hated heroes but more than that .. you absolutely despised heroes in training. they were given a chance, they weren't written off from the beginning .. they'll never understand how dehumanizing it is to be viewed as a villain from the get-go, before you even had a chance to do anything.
why did they get to be someone ? why not you ? your hands were bloodied before you entered middle school. those sin-tainted hands grip the gun tighter, finger itching to pull the trigger. if you couldn't be a hero, well .. then neither could they. it's only fair, right ? the world .. it's all give and take .. and it's your turn to take ! " hahaha !! how shameful ! ,, or am i not worth your energy ? can't spare a bit of brainpower to form a workable strategy ? what a pity. then i'll spare you the bore and kill you quickly, hahaha !! "
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quirkthieves · 2 days
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monkey man (2024) feel free to change as needed.
there are no fucking rules!
this is a sacred space.
that's the smell of victory right there.
you hear that? they fucking hate you.
don't spend it all at once.
there's hundreds of folks out there waiting to take your place if this isn't for you.
i leave politics to the politicians.
make it a double.
i don't want charity.
we don't just hire off the street.
look, i don't have time for all this.
give me the job no one wants to do.
you're gonna thank me for this one day.
watch my fucking leg.
you like john wick?
i want something small but effective.
okay, okay. don't cry.
i have a reputation to protect, understand?
i need you to learn some manners.
good stuff, okay? none of that cheap shit.
you. face the wall.
does it look like i need help from someone like you?
you want to make some money?
kill him, boy!
eyes to the ground unless someone calls you.
come on, brother.
let's boogie.
seat belt, buddy.
what happened to your hands?
they're all up there living, and we're stuck here in this.
that's no life.
that's red wine. this is a white wine glass.
tell me more about your trip, baby.
little birdie wants to fly away, do you?
you are not like the other girls.
i'll treat you like an angel.
we can fuck right here.
there you go. there you go. that's it.
every day, i would wake up to them singing.
stop feeding that dog. it's gonna keep coming back expecting more.
i nearly finished it all waiting for you.
who the fuck are you, you little rat?
what were you thinking?
you're awake. finally.
some people find that strange.
you should've died from those injuries.
we all have scars.
the police are looking for you.
stay with us. rest.
just some crazy kid from the gutter.
and that is why she ran away with the priest.
i never sleep.
i was once like you.
you need to destroy in order to grow.
it's time to remember who you are.
this is your home. you have nothing to fear.
i am nobody. i am nothing.
change never comes without a fight.
we cannot pay off some thugs.
i'll fuck your happiness.
hey, smartass.
anger will not quiet your soul.
don't call me "son."
my chariot is here.
only god can forgive you now.
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quirkthieves · 2 days
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speaking of. fast and sloppy werewoof ibara
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quirkthieves · 2 days
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im so dead serious if anyone wants to write werewolf au stuff. im holding my muses in a little bouquet i have lore ready i will draw pictures
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quirkthieves · 2 days
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werewolf au ibara is a weredog who is the future/recently appointed Shepherd (leader) of a group known as the Hounds of God, an international order of weredogs that historically have been known to help humans hunt true wolf werewolves ... she is an irish wolfhound
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tank
used to hunt wolves
comes in white
i think i could integrate thorns into this thing
gentle giant unless provoked
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quirkthieves · 2 days
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can we revisit how much cunt this served like actually
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