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i like how my english brain defaults to 'tf you mean, i can't understand that it ain't in english chief.' and then i stare at it longer and realize i can in fact understand it.

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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I'm going to kiss you.

Aaaannnd then kiss you again!

Audio source

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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

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breaking my rule of using only the base costumes for my cookie run series because Dark Cacao's fluffy cape just rules that hard tbh

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aging 26 years in a single post.

( April 23, 2016 )

8 years ago today, a teaser image was posted on scottgames.com revealing Sister Location.

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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

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Sometimes self-care is, actually, NOT getting onto the computer and little treats and watching youtube videos. Sometimes those things are self-care, but sometimes they're also avoidant behaviors.

Sometimes self care is waking up and just. Fucking getting in the car. And driving to the bank. And the store. And buying the cat litter. And changing the cat boxes you've been avoiding because your brains been stuck in a hole. And picking up the trash you've been piling up. And getting a load into the wash. And mowing the lawn before the village council sends you a formal complaint and potential-fines warning.

Like its hard and annoying to do because it sucks. It sucks so much. But if I don't start working on this pile of bullshit I've let build up because it stinks and i was stuck in deer-in-headlights mode, I risk letting it turn into fuckery. I do not have the patience for fuckery that I once - foolishly! - thought I had.

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A video that shows the Ao3 homepage with the user not logged in. The narrator says, "This is what Ao3 looks like when you don't have an account."

The background changes so that Ao3 is in dark mode (Reversi) and the narrator says, "This is what it can look like when you do have an account."

Upbeat music begins to play and the video shows the homepage of Ao3 with various different skins applied. Each skin is listed below.

Peachy Keen site skin

Glowy Dark Mode site skin

Rainbow site skins (light and dark)

Pink and Green Frog-Themed site skin

Game Changer site skin

Minimalist (purple) site skin

Art Deco Light Mode site skin

unpublished site skin that is inspired by Simply Twilling

Dark Mode Galaxy-Themed site skin

If you don't yet have an account and you want one, go to the Ao3 homepage (by tapping on the site name at the top of the page) and tap on the Get Invited! button.

You need to provide an email address in order to get an account. This should be your own address and one that you can access. Your email is the only way that Ao3 will ever contact you. I recommend not using a school or work email address to sign up for Ao3.

Invitations are sent in batches, and they're currently sending out 6000 per day. They limit how many they send in an effort to reduce spam on the site. You can see where you are on the waitlist by entering your email address on this page. Right now, the wait time is about 11 days.

You can still read fic on the site without an account, but you need to have an account to change the site's appearance, to post a fic of your own, to save bookmarks of fics and various other things. You can leave kudos and comments without an account, but your kudos will be listed as guest. Once you get an account, it will list your username instead.

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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

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hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

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i really like his dracula skin actually. also, did you guys know i really like gabriel reyes. hey guys, i really like gabriel reyes. from the hit game overwatch (the guy, gabriel reyes) (silly billy gabriel reyes). i really like gabriel reyes.

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redraw of that one tiktok audio but blackwatch..

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Middle-aged magical girl.

She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.

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Fave character: *Confirmed dead*

Me: Haha show me their corpse and then I’ll believe it

Writers: It’s right there

Writers: They’re dead

Writers: Never coming back

Me: Nah they’re fine

#ivan isn't dead he's just tired. #he spilt jam all over himself how terrible

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Hey, this is Officer Who T.F. Kares from Hurricane's local police department.

We received an anonymous message coming from within this establishment. Something about a small kid in a rabbit costume was trying to maim another kid his age.

I'm here typing this email to ask if there has been any strange happenings. If not, then it's fine. No investigation needed. I'm tired and just want to go home.

- Kares, Who T.F. --- Hurricane Police Dpt.

nothing to report, you can go home while i have a talk with my boss just in case