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every gay friend group has: the repressed academic, the ska loving "brawn", the formerly mean girl psychic, the match making anime fan, the astrology lover, the lesbian butcher/reluctant big sister, the sexy cat with nine lives, the walrus who runs a magic shop and the local witch who wants to kill everyone

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Three retired surgeons were bragging about their accomplishments.

One doctor bragged that he had a patient show up with 2 legs missing from a tractor accident. He fixed him all up and he became the greatest basketball player of all time.

The next doctor bragged that he had a shark bite patient who had his arms bitten off. He fixed him up and he became a superstar NFL quarterback.

The third doctor laughed at them and said “Oh yeah? Well one time I had a patient arrive after being in a catastrophic car accident. The only thing they were able to recover was his asshole and a bag of Cheetos. I sewed him back together and he went on to become the president of the United States!”

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Sport is life

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My cartoon for this weekend’s Guardian books.

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I fear what you would use those things for if you let loose

I feel like you've been so normal lately

I’ve been holding back due to fear of rejection.

Are you saying I should

Let loose?

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i don't know if its physically possible to ignore the dog

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Hi Neil,

If you see this I was wondering if you would object to me doing a charity live stream read of Good Omens to raise money for Alzheimer's Research? This would not be recorded.

Many thanks,

Mags

I would not object at all.

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Inverted belief-based magic system. Magic is objectively real, but if you disbelieve in it hard enough it can't affect you.

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That one staring at its mama 🥹

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[Inside a mindflayer ship]

DM: Aah, D&D, where you can go from fighting an eldritch horror straight to stabbing a butthole with a dagger

Player: Technically it's a dagger on a stick...