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#touhou #hieda no akyuu

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#i guess I'm still using this for #lancer

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thank you tuoi tre news this is the funniest way you can post this

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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stop naming your pets after anime characters i just had to ask this person "are killua's testicles enlarged?"

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tweet to original artist

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Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

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you may have one of my ice cream sandwiches in commemoration of our bond. but maybe give them a bit, I think the freezer just went through a defrost cycle or something so they're a little mushy

stubbed my toe while aimlessly walking around eating an ice cream sandwich. nobody in history has suffered as I have

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stubbed my toe while aimlessly walking around eating an ice cream sandwich. nobody in history has suffered as I have

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used the definitely-real word 'idempotencemaxing' in a commit message

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

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when i die there needs to be a screen that tells me how much of my personality was derived from watching Short Circuit like six times a week when I was little. it's gotta be like 15% minimum

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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

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What's your stance on the issues?

on every single one?

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It’s always funny when anglo writers looking to express a specific idea casually pluck a cool ready-made monosyllabic phrase from their language’s unlimited supply and Romance language translators just curl up in the fœtal position and cry. I’m reading a text in which the American author talks about ‘Haves’ vs ‘Have-Nots’ vs ‘Have-Mosts’ —the poor French translator translated this as ‘ceux-qui-ont’ (the French language: don’t worry I’m just getting warmed up), ‘ceux-qui-n’ont-pas’ (nice we’ve doubled the syllable count but we mustn’t falter), and the beautiful ‘ceux-qui-ont-plus-que-tous-les-autres’ (300% expansion ratio let’s gooo! we did it great work everybody.) From 2 to 8 syllables—the minute I saw that bulky thing I knew it had to be Have-Mosts in the original and I was giggling. The anglo author happily proceeds to use the phrase ‘Have-Mosts’ 5 times per paragraph because why not! it’s so quick and wieldy :) we don’t actually need the word wieldy ‘cause it’s just the normal state of our language <3 meanwhile you can feel the French translator’s desperation grow as she is reduced to juggling with “those” and “the latter” to avoid summoning her creature. Eventually she reaches the acceptance stage and uses ceux-qui-ont-plus-que-tous-les-autres again like, it’s my monster. I shouldn’t reject it