Me: *flirting with cashier at Old Navy*
Me: when I leave, don't be surprised if the alarm goes off, because I just stole your heart.
Me: *leaves, alarm goes off*
Me: *with a sly smile* see? told ya.
Cashier: i need to check your bag. come back here.
Me: no.
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talking to my infant son like im a youtuber
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when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years
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that feeling you get when you’re angry
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me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly
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friend: you look stressed
me: haha yeah it’s the stress
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Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times
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Keira Knightley when she’s offered projects that take place in modern day society
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