✗smutty sentence starters
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❝ what a pretty little boy/girl/baby. ❞
❝ i’m going to tie your hands together. ❞
❝ mine. you’re all mine, you hear that? ❞
❝ tell me who you belong to. ❞
❝ you’re so desperate. it’s cute. ❞
❝ beg for it. louder. ❞
❝ look at you, grinding back on my cock like that. impatient, aren’t we? ❞
❝ you’re being so good for me. ❞
❝ your lips stretch so prettily around my cock. ❞
❝ think you can take more, baby? ❞
❝ gonna fill you up, gonna breed you so good. ❞
❝ look at you, taking my fingers in so easily.❞
❝ aw, my baby’s drooling. am i fucking you that good? ❞
❝ you love bouncing on my cock, don’t you? ❞
❝ multiple orgasms, or none? choose your poison. ❞
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Alastor stares at this egg in confusion. There is zero context. What kind of egg is this? Chicken? Ostrich? Eagle? Crow? Is it fertilized or unfertilized? Should he try to hatch it? Should he crack it into a pan for breakfast? There just aren't enough details for him to know what to do.
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Oop, there's a bump against his leg and clinging. There's a thunderstorm outside, and Clem is shaking, hugging his leg. Good luck prying her off.
As if he wants to pry her off. She can stay clinging to his leg. It's not like he plans to get up from his armchair any time soon anyway. He's too comfortable with his book in front of the fireplace.
He will quietly pat his lap in case she wants to climb up and cuddle into him instead, though. If not, she can stay on his leg.
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@radio-demon-on-air replied to your post “"WHO SAID I'M NOT USEFUL AND PRETTY? I'M NOT...”:
why would anyone say that? You look like me, and I'm very pretty and very useful. Clearly that person is lying.
"Precisely!"
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Oh. He came back with poetry. That's so sweet of him. He's getting extra kisses come bedtime.
( ment. @radiiosugars )
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"Is it making you feel special? It should!"
( ment. @arachn0philia )
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He sighs...then holds out his arms. If it'll keep the peace...
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Just reminiscing among friends…….
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"I can do both at the same time!" He's letting Alex's shoulders go and hugging him as tight as he possibly can. Damn he's strong. He might actually pop the other's back.
✘ - "Well alright my love but you'll end up smelling like me.." They smelled like each other, but still he was perfectly still. "When you're done I want a hug so firm I can hear my back pop, I missed you terribly again. "
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Soft gasp. "I like being around you, too, Husker!"
( ment. @captainbuzzkill88 )
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@voxxcd replied to your post “"WHO SAID I'M NOT USEFUL AND PRETTY? I'M NOT...”:
"I'll say it,"
"Oh."
"Well your opinion doesn't have any weight. Carry on then."
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"WHO SAID I'M NOT USEFUL AND PRETTY? I'M NOT ANGRY, I JUST WISH TO HAVE A VERY CIVIL CONVERSATION!"
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Yelling from a distance: "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!"
( ment. @voxxisms )
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"No you don't!"
Poof.
( ment. @voxxisms )
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"Bèl right back at you."
( ment. @venisontransmission )
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"Thank you, Dove!"
( ment. @siempreminta )
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"No you don't!"
Poof.
( ment. @voxxisms )
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